Mom of the year

By Yuni - 08/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant that I always go to, and one of the cute waiters gave me a discount. My mother called me a whore in the middle of the restaurant, then slapped me when I cried. FML

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You deserved it 379

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Barred for life

By tariel - 22/05/2018 21:08

Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML

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You deserved it 420

Brilliant

By BrokeAsFuck - 18/10/2012 23:52 - United States

Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML

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You deserved it 2 039

By jackzz - 09/04/2015 07:55 - Vietnam - Hanoi

Today, at the restaurant I work at, my own mom refused to give a tip and complained to my boss. FML

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You deserved it 3 587

Always tip generously

By Fuck you guys! - 15/08/2023 06:00

Today, I overheard a waitress calling me a cheapskate because I left a $2 tip on a $9 tab. When I told her she was ungrateful, rude, and unprofessional, she burst into tears and told the manager I’d threatened her. I was then banned from the restaurant, all while the little twat smirked. FML

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You deserved it 238

Creeped out

By bezoar10 - 04/04/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, my mother and I went to lunch and there is a really cute waiter that works at the diner. I requested him to wait on us like I sometimes do. While we were waiting to be seated, I heard one waiter say to the cute one, "Ya, the creepy one is back, and this time she brought her mom!" FML

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You deserved it 70 687

By User06606 - 29/09/2009 11:31 - United States

Today, I went to eat with my girlfriend, her parents and my mother. My mother complained about every aspect of the service. When I told her she needed to assert herself, she took her pocketbook and hit me over the head. The whole restaurant stared at us while she yelled "Is that assertive enough?" FML

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You deserved it 6 300

By Target - 12/02/2013 01:42 - United States

Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML

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You deserved it 2 802

By whatdidIdo - 03/09/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML

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You deserved it 3 809

Handsy

By Anonymous - 01/03/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my mother's boyfriend accused me of gaining weight in the middle of a restaurant. He then lifted my shirt all the way to my bra. My mother is angry at me for causing a scene when I screamed, slapped him, and threw a drink in his face, causing him to get arrested. FML

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You deserved it 124

Child labor

By great parenting pal - 11/08/2020 02:01

Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML

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You deserved it 264

shannon2348 14

Tuesday 8 October 2019 6:04

your mother sounds psychotic.

tounces7 27

Tuesday 8 October 2019 6:07

Yeah, you don't have a mother, that's a monster.

Comments

shannon2348 14

Tuesday 8 October 2019 6:04

your mother sounds psychotic.

tounces7 27

Tuesday 8 October 2019 6:07

Yeah, you don't have a mother, that's a monster.

spdmn00000006431 5

Tuesday 8 October 2019 6:39

Your mother is a bitch!

Jeremy Strang 7

Tuesday 8 October 2019 6:52

Depending on how old you are, either move far away, or call the cops.

Mungolikecandy 19

Tuesday 8 October 2019 6:57

If you have moved out and have an income etc. It may be time to cut that toxic relationship off.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 8 October 2019 8:05

Your mom is such a stupid bitch! A ***** would get her whole meal comped! If you only got a discount you may be a ****, or a trollop or a strumpet.

Major_Haywire 7

Tuesday 8 October 2019 8:58

Cut her out of your life. I was in a similar position when I finally cut ties. It’s a lot easier than you’d imagine.

jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 8 October 2019 10:15

Sounds like she's in the running for "Mom of the Year...."

Jack Richardson 2

Tuesday 8 October 2019 17:10

she's a c[_]nt

psychgirl123 15

Tuesday 8 October 2019 17:13

What the ****? Some of the mothers on this website don’t deserve their children. That’s abuse no matter what age you are (I don’t mean reporting wise) but you’re still her child regardless of age. I’d get out ASAP because that’s probably not the first time it’s happened, and probably not the last.