By OhDearGodGrandad - 07/02/2016 17:59 - United Kingdom - Ilford

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Today, I saw my grandfather on the train, with his cock out. FML
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Dave_Davington 33

You should take yours out too just so he doesn't feel alone.

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w0nderwh4t 14

Why did he have a chicken on the train?

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Tripartita 44

Not that kind of ****, numb nuts. It's pretty obvious from the context that OP is talking about the flexible material used to seal air leaks through cracks, gaps, or joints less than 1-quarter-inch wide between stationary building components and materials. Wait, that's caulk…

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TacoMan32 21

I find it funny that the top comment has thumbs down on it. Has that happened before?

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TacoMan32 21

Okay, never mind that. It's a different comment now... That's about as awkward as saying goodbye to someone and walking the same direction

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stingray112 24

Why would your grandad bring his chicken on the train

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Redgy22 26

It's called a joke #2. Lighten up, man.

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californian21 13

You must have missed the whole thing he was saying

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Redgy22 26

I just got bored during the first sentence. Apologies.

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vikky538 28

He already made eye contact but not to his grandfathers eyes though

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djurmel89 30

But... Why? Anyway, I suggest burning your eyes.

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SkylineFTW97 25

Tru dat. Brain bleach simply ain't gonna cut it for this one. I suggest using a melon baller.

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anonymous198913 26

I don't think that's a good idea. They'll still have the image in their head. I recommend brainwashing yourself into forgetting it ever happened.

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blueyes909 24

That's really disgusting; I guess it's true that old people really stop caring about what others think.

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8313girl 28

So true! My dad says whatever he wants to people no matter how rude it is. He has no filter at all lol.

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gabythatcher 21

Just sitting in his chair? Like hey, it's my dick in a box!

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lolen2910 3

obviously it wasnt in a box if OP saw it!

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914smv 18

hahahaha why? that is crazy! at least he didn't get in trouble...

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Tripartita 44

What a waste; two people from the SAME family don't need to mark one train!

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TeasinDaNoobs 16

Bleach OP, it's the only cure at this point

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Dave_Davington 33

You should take yours out too just so he doesn't feel alone.

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MariaGiovanni 25

It could be a bonding experience. Some people golf, some volunteer, others ride trains with their genitals exposed.

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