Today, I was applying for a job at a corporate office. Everything went fine until I hurled all over the manager, who until then seemed to like me. Never eat expired canned tuna on the same day as an interview. FML
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Today, I drooled on myself during a job interview and was immediately dismissed. This isn’t the first time it’s happened. FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML
Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I was offered coffee and a donut. It was going well until I took a bite of the donut and started choking on it. I coughed so hard I ended up vomiting into his garbage can. FML
Today, I made the major mistake of trusting a fart during a job interview. Needless to say, I didn’t get the job. FML
Today, I got a call from the only company that asked me to come in for an interview of the many applications I submitted. I answered it even though I was at my current job. My boss heard and chewed me out. The call was to cancel the interview since the position was filled. FML
Today, I went to a job interview and, feeling nervous, accidentally knocked over the interviewer's Mountain Dew. Trying to recover, I blurted out, "Don't worry, I'm used to cleaning up messes." The awkward silence that followed made it clear I wouldn't be cleaning up anything in their office. FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and halfway through my perfectly rehearsed answers, my stomach started growling loudly. I tried to keep calm, but then it let out the most embarrassing noise I’ve ever heard. The interviewer paused what he was saying, then said, "Are you hungry or do you need to fart?" FML
Today, a four pound can of tuna fell on my head at work, and it burst all over my clothes. Since I'm the manager, I had to stay all day reeking of tuna. Now I'm home, my damn cat won't leave me alone. FML
Today, I went to a job interview. I never applied for the job, they'd sought me out, had a phone interview, and sent samples, all before the face-to-face interview. Turns out none of the people I met with had even read my resume or writing samples. I was told I might not be a good fit. FML
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unfortunate_13 5
on other days, eating expired tuna is just fine though. you gotta love salmonella
schwancy 2
How about never eat expired canned tuna, period?
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Comments (48)
annigotammo 1
if you knew it was expired why the hell did you eat it? and don't just not eat it before an interview just don't eat it at all..
ReginalUT 0
What made you think it was ok to eat expired can tuna?
kathleen2277 0
u eat expired tuna on other days?? gross
kbn 0
never eat expired canned tuna ever??
BubbaDoose 0
you must be a total dumb-ass
TheRealMidnite 0
Well, rather out than in, I always say. Besides, between having food poisoning and being a paycheck-slave, the former is by far the less serious disease.
borfo 0
I'd say that's kind of a no-brainer, but if you're eating old canned tuna and applying for a job I assume it's because you need the money. So, no snark here.
jskibabe22 4
never eat expired anything at anytime dipshit
iloveshim 14
Will do:)
rheap 4
Pretty sure most tins of tuna don't even have an expiry date...not in Australia anyway.