Today, I was applying for a job at a corporate office. Everything went fine until I hurled all over the manager, who until then seemed to like me. Never eat expired canned tuna on the same day as an interview. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I drooled on myself during a job interview and was immediately dismissed. This isn’t the first time it’s happened. FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML
Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I was offered coffee and a donut. It was going well until I took a bite of the donut and started choking on it. I coughed so hard I ended up vomiting into his garbage can. FML
Today, I made the major mistake of trusting a fart during a job interview. Needless to say, I didn’t get the job. FML
Today, I got a call from the only company that asked me to come in for an interview of the many applications I submitted. I answered it even though I was at my current job. My boss heard and chewed me out. The call was to cancel the interview since the position was filled. FML
Today, I went to a job interview and, feeling nervous, accidentally knocked over the interviewer's Mountain Dew. Trying to recover, I blurted out, "Don't worry, I'm used to cleaning up messes." The awkward silence that followed made it clear I wouldn't be cleaning up anything in their office. FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and halfway through my perfectly rehearsed answers, my stomach started growling loudly. I tried to keep calm, but then it let out the most embarrassing noise I’ve ever heard. The interviewer paused what he was saying, then said, "Are you hungry or do you need to fart?" FML
Today, a four pound can of tuna fell on my head at work, and it burst all over my clothes. Since I'm the manager, I had to stay all day reeking of tuna. Now I'm home, my damn cat won't leave me alone. FML
Today, I went to a job interview. I never applied for the job, they'd sought me out, had a phone interview, and sent samples, all before the face-to-face interview. Turns out none of the people I met with had even read my resume or writing samples. I was told I might not be a good fit. FML
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unfortunate_13 5
on other days, eating expired tuna is just fine though. you gotta love salmonella
schwancy 2
How about never eat expired canned tuna, period?
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Comments (48)
toelie 26
How about not eating expired canned tuna period?
FYLDeep 26
Okay #8...
toelie 26
Don't you know nothing matters unless it's said eight times? (Didn't notice till after posting.)
underguarded 20
lol
fibsville 3
"corporate work office"? damn, that is some awkward phrasing.
macskapingvin 0
Expired or not, just don't eat tuna, ever. Not if you have working taste buds.
rockhound 0
Agreed. Don't eat tuna. Ever. That shit is rank.
glh77 6
that wasn't very smart!!! Tuna is icky I bet it's worse on the way out!!! If you can't afford food buy ramen noodles....they don't expire
grandpaearthling 2
you should have went with the sushi left on the counter overnight with a side of sun ripened mayonnaise
origjulzz 0
never eat expired tuna period
readin_duh 0
never eat expired food anyhow!!!! retard
ipwnlosers 4
*Never *ever *! *Retard. As you can see, you don't capitalize and use too many punctuation marks. The lesson here: Don't call someone a retard if you're commenting like one.
AntiGrammerNatzi 0
are you a grammer nazi?!!!!????!?!???!.....!?!
lovi23 0
Grammar Nazi alert!
rallets 23
just wanted to point out that s/he changed "eat" to "ever" too. looks like hes the Retard with a capital R
toelie 26
Surely (s)he meant changing 'anyhow' into 'ever'.
Yes_I_Own_It 0
sometimes guys get this little voice in our head that says. **** it. no one is watching. go for it. don't be a puss. the voice usually wins and we do dumb shit.
DakotaCat 4
Always check expiration date for something you haven't bought recently before eating it.. Last year while cleaning out the food cabinet, we found cereal from 2006.