Kids, Mental health, Weird and Creepy: Dahmer in the making - FML

Dahmer in the making

By Anonymous - 19/10/2022 14:00

Today, my son asked me, "If it’s so easy to tear meats like raw chicken breast and beef steak apart with your hands, doesn’t that mean it’s just as easy to tear human flesh apart, even if they’re still alive?" This right here is why I send him to therapy twice a week, but it’s not working. FML

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clumzrino 8

Wednesday 19 October 2022 23:09

At least he’s wrong, raw meats don’t fight back. Living bodies retaliate and don’t allow themselves to be stretched beyond their limits willingly.

lalalaila777 24

Thursday 20 October 2022 4:45

the correct answer is yes, so that's why we treat humans with tenderness as we should with animals. though many societies treat animals inhumanely (including those used as food sources) and wonder why humans are becoming desensitized to horrible atrocities seen as normal.

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mattiagardin 15

Wednesday 19 October 2022 14:00

Shit parenting right there

Anderling 29

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Wednesday 19 October 2022 14:59

A different therapist maybe? Oof, I’m so sorry.

JackWood 19

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Wednesday 19 October 2022 15:15

That's pro level therapy needed here. Just ask Jeffrey D.

RichardPencil 30

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Wednesday 19 October 2022 15:32

Why bother with a therapist? Just send him straight to prison. If he still has homicidal urges, it's likely his victim in the hoosgow deserves such an end.

clumzrino 8

Wednesday 19 October 2022 23:09

At least he’s wrong, raw meats don’t fight back. Living bodies retaliate and don’t allow themselves to be stretched beyond their limits willingly.

lalalaila777 24

Thursday 20 October 2022 4:45

the correct answer is yes, so that's why we treat humans with tenderness as we should with animals. though many societies treat animals inhumanely (including those used as food sources) and wonder why humans are becoming desensitized to horrible atrocities seen as normal.

emmalou 18

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Thursday 20 October 2022 19:51

I wouldn't worry about it, sounds like a future scientist

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