Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
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antbait11 0
at least it wasnt a weedwacker attached to the door
Jaywin 3
Keep scissors away from your fun places. You might accidentally cut something.
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Comments (281)
Tangaman 0
Am I the only one to think that it´s ****** up that he doesn´t talk to her and decides to do something like that. This is just annoying ánd passive agressive. Wannabe comedian (I mean, ´thang´, c´mon). It isn´t so much about the pubic hair, that´s a personal preference. It´s about the douche of a boyfriend who´s trying to be funny and FAILING I really hope I´m wrong, and in the meanwhile, good luck.
BreakingCoil 0
LMAO at #12 - Epic win.
Junaeffer 0
You should tape the same pair of scissors to his door with a note saying, "Time to cut off your d*** cuz I'm the last girl your gonna get." And wow, scissors? Should be a razor, le duh! #5 ahaha :D hahaha
ZiggyMorrison 0
Ok when you need scissors you know its bad atleast get to the point where you require a razor Jesus Christ
teheheois 0
sure he loves you XD
flex_able 0
lol this again, in another FML about the same thing someone brought up a questionare... use it when you start dating someone so its all in the open and no need to worry LOL this one seems better then the other, she got it from a one night stand LMAO!!
JuJuBeeSunshine 0
WAX THAT SHIT! Brazilians aren't as bad as people think. I actually scheduled one for my lunch break today.
Eelusive 0
YDI for not getting the laser treatment.
palmtrees 1
thanks for sharing, #89?
emmexox 0
Hahaha I laughed so haard