Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
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Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
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antbait11 0
at least it wasnt a weedwacker attached to the door
Jaywin 3
Keep scissors away from your fun places. You might accidentally cut something.
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Comments (281)
palmtrees 1
I don't understand why some people keep wanting to equate "not fully shaven" with "unclean." It IS possible to keep that area clean (you know, by showering regularly) without removing all of the hair...
deadlydairyfarme 0
I meant to say "pubes" earlier. Ipod keyboard sucks...
yeahididit 0
Whatever! I'm a lesbian, and I did this to my first girlfriend. Her hair was out of control, seriously, and it was always knotted and really disgusting. My fingers would get tangled in it and then bits of dried fluid and god knows what would fall out into my hands and mouth when I was trying to work my way through it... it was terrible. Really, really vile. One day, I got fed up, jumped off the bed, put the scissors on the edge of the sink and told her to go to the bathroom. She might have cried, but she deserved it for being completely unkempt. There's a difference between not being trimmed/au natural, and just being disgusting.
LolCandy 27
Okay... that is a lack of cleaning, not really caused because her hair was too long. I've never dealt with knots though. Also, I now feel slightly queasy. If one doesn't shave, all the more reason to keep the area tidy, no?
sulitak 27
yeah. I'm au naturale and my area is still clean. you just made me want to puke
TerAki 0
#56: So I'm guessing you don't shave/like girls who shave their legs and armpits? Also a lot of people also don't like performing oral sex on someone with a lot of pubic hair. Just because something shares a trait with something (e.g. women who shave share lack of hair with young women.) doesn't mean they are related or a some perversion. With the logic you're using men who don't like women to shave, and women who like hairy men are zoophiles because extra body hair is a trait found on other mammals too. Scientifically the attraction to less body hair is related to evolution where less hair = less places for parasites to hide = greater chance of being healthier. #62:
Dopehead666 21
I hope you took the hint! And how is this a FML? He was polite about it... and it is your fault for not shaving anyways.
_elly_beth_ 0
#51 - If it's smelly, then there's bigger problem than there just being a lot of hair. That means that person isn't washing down there enough.
TerAki 0
It removed my heart symbol for 62 ;____;
genius_man16 0
i love how people are flaming the OP's BF for having a personal preference would you like some people to flame you because you prefer Mickey D's over BK etc? It's his preference, and the fact that his GF is making such a big deal out of this is a fHISlife. OP's a bitch. She doesn't have to do what he asks, but making a big deal and posting it on FML is over the top.
sulitak 27
and no one knows who the bf or the OP is... so who cares if it gets put on here. bf WAS being an ass. if he has a preference there are much better ways to discuss this
mother_green7 0
guys who like hairless pussys are closet pedos, seriously.
whatev5297 0
leave a penis pump at dick level....?? this isn't really an fml..if you guys can't compromise or he can't accept that you don't want to cut/shave whatever then that might be more a communication/relationship problem not a **** your life