Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
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antbait11 0
at least it wasnt a weedwacker attached to the door
Jaywin 3
Keep scissors away from your fun places. You might accidentally cut something.
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Ar3s 1
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No man likes hair down there. He shouldn't have to remind you to at least trim the hedges. YDI
morthug 11
Girls shouldn't have to shave. It's demeaning to them and it's meant to be there for protection.
tisvana20 6
It's not demeaning, it's taking care of a vestigial problem. It has no purpose anymore unless you live in a cold region. Pubic hair can become a larger problem than what it's trying to solve in a temperate to warm region.
coolkitty154 11
Cold region? Are you an idiot? Do you really think that pubic hair is only there to keep our privates warm? Oh please, go learn some anatomy.
sulitak 27
yeah... only for cold. THAT's it...totally. seriously. so much more can happen while shaving, including razor burns and cuts (or even minor little tugs at the hair) that leave open wounds. which, in case you don't know, can lead to infections. and no one wants to see an infected crotch. granted, I'm also of the mindset that my husband doesn't need to shave either. so I'm not a hypocrite
Trebek 0
Tape a pair of scissors at crotch level to his door, pointing outwards.
leero 0
that's sort of hilarious. and #12 took what i was going to say... hahaha
RaptorJesus_fml 0
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YDI for lettin it grow out.
suaveneanderthal 0
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I'm a ****.
guttter_sluttt 7
If you don't like it, then go moderate them yourself!
Katzilla_dances 0
Make him trim too then.
rebelwithmouseyhair 18
"you first darling"
teebonehead 0
Well did you ?................sounds like that is next #5
thisishilarious 0
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ydi for having the rainforest between your legs, hes an idiot for not having done this when he first found it.
homiecat 0
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ew...y would you post that sicko
coloredwax 0
Except, #8, what if she keeps it trimmed but it's just not trimmed enough for him? FYL, your guy should appreciate your choices with your own damn body. Tape "enlargement" pills to the door with a note "Grow that tiny thang down under!"