BrannFYR

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About Brannfyr
Hey, if you are reading this then I guess you think I'm hilarious. YOU'RE WELCOME ; )
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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
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  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
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    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
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Brannfyr's favorite FMLs

voltumna tells us more.

As the OP, a few extra points: I'm female, he was about a foot taller than me, I'd come home from an 8 hour shift, and I called the cops once I'd moved down the street to a safe distance. If there had been people around, I'd have stood up to him, but I didn't want to add mugging to an already shitty day. But, at #29, I'll totally try that next time!