Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
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antbait11 0
at least it wasnt a weedwacker attached to the door
Jaywin 3
Keep scissors away from your fun places. You might accidentally cut something.
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Comments (281)
AnnieLennox1954 0
I leave mine unshaved and my boyfriend doesn't seem to mind. Why bother? Number one, shaving/waxing it usually causes irritation and is an open invite for ingrowns; number two, I prefer to have distinguishment as an adult and NOT look like a pre-pubsecent child in my nether regions. Go pubes!
Pipity147 0
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your nasty as shit
sulitak 27
exactly. My husband saw me shaved once (on day 2... so it wasn't irritated) and he asked me never to do it again lol. Some men don't like bare crotches.
MeanCommenter88 0
lol you should.
Dogmaw 0
There is nothing wrong with "trimming". No different than a haircut. Now, go tell him what he needs to change on HIS body.
dmmd8686 0
#30 - good for you! All it comes down to is personal preference, but it is one of those things that tends to matter in a relationship. Like whether you like the house warm or cold, etc. I think more than a few relationships have been wrecked due to pube-incompatibility
HumpDeBump17 4
The phrase "pube-incompatibility" made me laugh much more than it probably should have xD
Scotticus117 11
#8 i don't understand your point, it seems completely irrelevent, and fyl indeed. i guess you should shave it though if that's what he wants.
sulitak 27
uh, no... a woman doesn't have to keep it how her man wants.
ozymandias_fml 0
YDI for failing basic hygiene.
bosco_kk 0
Wow, you could have ended half blind and single. FYL and dump the man and be a little tidier down there :D
NoMercy_fml 0
Listen to Crocadile Dundee there.
dancin303 0
OMG LETS PLEASE NOT HAVE another DEBATE ABOUT THIS. IT WAS JUST LIKE 3 FMLS DOWN
yummycupcakegirl 0
looove the username!!!:)
angrymole 0
learn to take the hint and not be offended? why don't you both do it?