Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
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antbait11 0
at least it wasnt a weedwacker attached to the door
Jaywin 3
Keep scissors away from your fun places. You might accidentally cut something.
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Comments (281)
elara15 0
I think shaving "down under" is the most pointless, painful, and least hygienic trend to emerge. I'm sorry your boyfriend is an asshole. Ask him if he really wants to experience "beard burn" if you start taking it off. #20 has the perfect solution!
landmaneric 8
Get with the age of new trend yourself. Old ass.
528Alice491 3
How in the world do you figure it's the least hygienic trend? And actually, it's not uncomfortable, so I'm sorry to hear you like your vag all swampy and shit. Gross!
sofiery 9
Why the **** would keeping your hair down there mean your vag is sweaty and gross? Are you an idiot? As long as you wash down there daily (as you should be doing anyway regardless of hair length) it should be fine and it won't be any sweatier than it is normally. Seriously, why does everyone care so much about pubic hair?? It's natural. Have you looked at a bare fanny? It makes you look about 12, and it looks like a bald naked baby mole.
Damiqua 0
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go to a salon get the Chanel sign waxed into your bush and to get him back next time he pumpin too hard just yell: "careful, it chanel!!"
CodeMonkey123 0
FYL, is he can deal with it.
baka_san_fml 0
Ouch... harsh....
iwantmynickffs 0
You don't trim with scissors.
littlemisslee 0
Is it that bad? Nwvermimd, I don't want to know...
Chico_Batzwana 0
Hey it could have been worse! He could have been a real jerk about it
dmmd8686 0
He did it in a funny, lighthearted way. I know people will probably say he's an asshole but I think that's pretty cool, actually. He could have been much worse about it (like the typical guy thing of just avoiding it, or making rude passive-aggressive comments about it). You've got a cool bf and I bet he's done stuff for you; pubes are a small price to pay for a good relationship. And on the plus side, you can wear cuter bikinis and underwear now without worrying about it fluffing over the sides....*shudder*
grlwitperlEring 0
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YDI because trimming is basic hygiene, you don't have to shave it all but at least keep the jungle from growing out of control...
528Alice491 3
THANK YOU! These people commenting are pretty dumb... But this is perfect!!
LolCandy 27
I don't know why everybody says trimming is so easy. Generally, it stabs into the sensitive skin even more then. Or maybe I'm just cursed with over sensitive skin.
marcranger 28
Uh, trimming isn't basic hygiene, unless you're expecting guys to trim too. Cleaning regularly is basic hygiene.
sofiery 9
Trimming/shaving is considered basic hygiene by some religions but it's not really basic hygiene to keep it trimmed, it doesn't make a difference as long as you keep it CLEAN...
crazyjack 0
Lol thanks for the idea xD