Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
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Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
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antbait11 0
at least it wasnt a weedwacker attached to the door
Jaywin 3
Keep scissors away from your fun places. You might accidentally cut something.
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Comments (281)
Noxx_fml 0
bold and creative move on his part. Take the hint
ChelseaChops 1
#8 the fact that it's less drastic doesn't make it less misogynistic. Also, a fml like this was posted less than three days ago maybe?
kitkatkelly 0
Regardless of who should trim what when, come on guys, what her boyfriend did was douchey and just... stupid. Communication anyone? FYL.
sondramcfail 0
Well, YDI a little for not even trimming it... but FYL because that's kinda douche-y. Especially if HE doesn't trim/shave his.
wordly 0
#49, alot of people don't mind oral sex on someone who has pubic hair. It's still personal preference, and it has the look of pre-pubescence, regardless of your opinion.
kscott88 0
Tell him that you'll trim yours when he trims his, yeah?
kscott88 0
@29 Are you high? Basic hygiene? People didn't shave down there for many a year, my friend, and they got along pretty well. in fact, a hell of a lot people still do. It's not "basic hygiene," it's our society defining what is and what is not acceptable. It's a personal preference, and NOTHING MORE (and yes, I do shave mine). Good Lord.
potterpie 0
It's HORRIBLE that this received so many "you deserved that one"s! Her boyfriend is a PIG. It's her pubic hair, she can do whatever the hell she wants with it. All you guys who think the women in your lives should change their bodies for you are sick creeps that don't deserve girlfriends. My boyfriend would never stoop so low. You guys need to learn some RESPECT. I'm disgusted.
sulitak 27
exactly! and I hope that you have the same attitude for your man as well. I take my man as is and love it
brittanycraze 0
#12, For The Win.
plexico 3
You've got a healthy relationship! I wish I had the balls to ask my wife to do that, but at least she doesn't ask me to spend any face time down there. I'd prefer it trimmed somewhat (the bald look is not at all appealing to me -- I like WOMEN, not girls), but do not communicate about things like that. Make sure you feel free to insist on your preferences about his gential and anal hair (and when you get older, his nose, back and ear hair.)