Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
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antbait11 0
at least it wasnt a weedwacker attached to the door
Jaywin 3
Keep scissors away from your fun places. You might accidentally cut something.
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Comments (281)
ohhdamn 0
i love number 49(:
voveraite 7
Grrr, basic English at its worst! You do NOT look prepubescent after *trimming*, which is the one thing you can do with scissors (as opposed to shaving). Yes, hair is annoying if it resembles an Amazonian jungle, but a tidy football field is by no means worse than a Sahara desert. I am very curious what difference does it make, from a functionality point of view, between "trimmed" and "shaved". Last time I checked the "fun parts" are not covered by hair anyway. Enough ranting...
EbonyAthena 0
Tape an extra-large condom to his door and leave a note saying "Time to grow into this" or "Please be able to fit" Your choice what to do with your pubes!!!!
Nightfallz 0
A little upkeep goes a long way. I'm a guy and even I keep my junk cleaned and shaved. YDI
uneekfreak16 0
I'd be careful... I trimmed mine once with scissors and it got really itchy...
flamapajama 0
#51, don't be a jackass. Let me know when you get to be a woman and start shaving your pubes, and then you can talk about how easy and painless it is. And why are you comparing shaving your face to shaving a ******?
Diditf0rtheLULZ 0
i dont mind a bit of a jungle, makes me feel like indiana jones
rukusrazor 0
Simple. Do it, or tell him to get used to you not doing it.
deadlydairyfarme 0
Im a guy and a prude and i still shave my pubs. Sorry but YDI. Pubs are gross...
EffMyyLiife 0
That is the funniest thing I ever heard!