Health, Mental health, Delivery and Ironic: Irony stress

Irony stress

By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 06:00

Today, someone stole my Amazon delivery of stress balls from my apartment’s mail room. Now I’m more stressed than before about my stuff getting stolen, and have no stress ball to help. FML

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Yudith 24

Saturday 2 July 2022 13:38

Seems like somebody was more stressed than you were. Or they will be when they discover that their Amazon package contains nothing but stress balls.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 2 July 2022 16:32

You can squeeze them, you just can't go to town on them.

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 2 July 2022 6:51

I'm sure you can find some balls to play with. Some relief will be had.

Plop 17

Saturday 2 July 2022 14:21

Stress balls are supposed to be squeezed. He may not want to do that with every set of balls he uses to relieve stress.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 2 July 2022 16:32

You can squeeze them, you just can't go to town on them.

Yudith 24

Saturday 2 July 2022 13:38

Seems like somebody was more stressed than you were. Or they will be when they discover that their Amazon package contains nothing but stress balls.

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