Assumptions

By oops - 08/05/2013 14:44 - Canada - Okotoks

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Today, while packing for a trip, my mom bumped my bag and it started to vibrate. She flew into a huge rage calling me all sorts of colourful names, thinking it was a sex toy. It was my tooth brush. FML
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Why is it that everyone seems so quick to judge??

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PenguinBitch 43

Colorful names huh? "How dare you bring that vibrator you greenish, pinkish, orange with a tint of blue!!"

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Why is it that everyone seems so quick to judge??

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Most people act on impulse.

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Sekkaichi 12

It's first impressions. We can't help it. Plus it's OP's family. Family judge each other secretly.

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SuperKnuckels 6

Even if it was a sex toy. Its none of her business, unless your sharing that info with her. Sorry for people like that OP.

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Reaper1984 13

It could be used as a sex toy if you wanted to I suppose.

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AshaaFerreira 22

Even if it was a sex toy I tell my mom I have one if she has an issue to keep it to her self. Ask her would you rather me play with one sex toy or sleep with lots of men.

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summerguy97 16

Well...I guess a vibrating toothbrush can be considered a sex toy in some circumstances.

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AngelSpit 18

Doesn't anyone remember the FML of the guy hearing buzzing in his sisters room and then she comes out and puts HIS toothbrush away in the bathroom??

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iluvFMLs15 19

or why it even matters had it been a sex toy

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DoWnW4RdsPiR4L 7

Maybe she should take a second to think before calling her daughter such rude things.

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wlddog 14

It sounds like mom is over reacting out of guilt. Lots of people think they should feel guilty for having sex toys. They just has a taboo attached to them.

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lilhellian 26

It doesn't say a gender. Op could be a man :o

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justmyswag 9

I didn't realize people were calling a ******** a tooth now.

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ns1985 15

Well a vibrating truth brush can be used in imaginative ways. That is what big bang theory tells us anyway.

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Catkam623 27

You guys obviously missed the joke in that episode it's obviously a toy but Sheldon is too naive to realize what the buzzing sound was.

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IIFenix 3

No 30....In one of the episodes Amy said she named her tooth brush to penny....

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annie_nk 22

Anyone else think of Fight Club? "Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor. But every once in a while it's a *****. Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a *****. We have to use the indefinite article, 'a *****', never your *****."

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kriz_allizwell 6

You forgot the first rule of fight club, man! You should'nt talk about fight club.

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rg350dx 29

20. Yeah it's how Wonder Woman performs her dental care.

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CheeseTron 15

What a buzz-kill... Meh

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sux4u121 10

Don't meh yourself so quickly, I enjoyed that one, and it's original, not just an overused pun, that would have been a shitty situation.

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rg350dx 29

It was a good pun! I guess 4 thought it was a damned if you *****, damned if you dildon't situation.

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TheHarvest 7

how dare you care about your dental hygiene??

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LaughinStock 16

I'm just going to tag off your comment. I never understood this "taboo" about sex when it came to parents. Your child will eventually grow up and will have sex, over reacting like Op's mother is just plain stupid. Parents need to really have the talk with their child because sex is everywhere and I don't know where I was going with this. Hopefully some of you understand what I was trying to say.

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iwadasn 32

Did you click the reply button by mistake or something?

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QQmore_fml 18

You can also use that as a sex toy.. just saying.

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VasNormandy 14

The amount of shitty parents is too damn high!

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TwoOneFive 11

Your mom over thinks.

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