Today, after I kicked my boyfriend out, thinking the sudden separation would make him value our relationship more, I heard he's spent the last 3 weeks at his brother's constantly playing Xbox, hasn’t called me once, and now I’m hearing rumours he’s been taking other women home from sleazy bars. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. His excuse was that I never had time for his needs anymore. He’s unemployed but I guess me working and studying to get my degree so we could move out of his parents’ house was too much. Now I have no place to go. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies. I stood near the door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed his xbox goodbye instead. FML
Today, and for the last few weeks, I'd let the nagging feeling that my boyfriend was up to something go. It's also the day I found his messages to other girls on Xbox Live of all things. On a profile that we both share. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, a couple of days after my boyfriend came on a night out with my friends but made us leave early as he had an early work shift, he's now spent the last two nights out with his friends, late, and all my friends are busy and a bit peeved at us taking off early the other night. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML
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jriley4u 17
You mean, you kicked your ex out.... and he didn’t react the way you thought he should.
mccuish 25
You brought that upon yourself
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jriley4u 17
You mean, you kicked your ex out.... and he didn’t react the way you thought he should.
mccuish 25
You brought that upon yourself
GreatBlakWarior 9
Good thing his happiness isn't based on you, you sound controlling.
Dark_Lord_Mr_B 5
Well you could have spoken to him but you got rid of him. Why are you surprised that he moved on?
demix_fml 32
Time to move on.
Mathalamus 25
What the **** did you expect?
Iamthebanzai22 21
It sounds to me as though he is just a lazy bum and you were really just a convenient shag and housekeeper. Let me guess: He's unemployed, right? This dude will move in with whoever will put up with them and mooch off them. I'd say good riddance. Oh, and well done for kicking his ass out.
Hugball 22
you girls always thinking your the best match on earth and if somethings toxic/wrong it must be us. so you "kicked your bf" thinking he will suddenly beg for your pardon and "improve", but instead he is having the time of ihs life. hahahhaha. seems you wasn't so great to start off with :D
applewizard9995 7
best comment here, SHE kicked him out because he didnt value her enough. which if I was her I would've dumped him instead of trying to teach him a "lesson". if you are that entitled to have anyone and everyone bend to your wishes you deserve someone as bad as you
RichardPencil 32
Your little plan to manipulate him has backfired. It's not working. Maybe you ought to go to these sleazy bars and bring guys home to play with your "Xbox."
Tiffani Carter 6
You kicked him out. Clearly he has started moving on. Maybe you should too.