Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, one of my teachers yelled at me for being two minutes late to class. He was so concerned with my punishment that he didn't notice the four other people that walked in after me. FML
Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML
Today, I was written up and given a penalty for being 3 minutes late to class. By my instructor. Who was 17 minutes late. FML
Today, while I was taking a test in class, there was a question that had everyone stumped. After what seemed like forever, the teacher finally noticed and said he'd typed the question wrong. I spent more than half the time I had to complete the test on a question that wasn't even written correctly. Yes, I failed. FML
Today, we had a surprise test at school. I was totally unprepared for any of it, so I BSd the whole thing and turned it in. A few minutes later, our teacher said we were allowed to use our notes to finish the test. FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
Today, I was scolded by my boss, all because I can finish most tasks in a quarter of the time it takes him, and he doesn't want to be shown up. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
booroxx 0
I hate teachers like you :/
limegreenpoopie 31
Owned.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (335)
CarmelSyrup 0
good! thats not cool.
JamieRKO 0
And you are the reason why I hate teachers. Why be a teacher when you clearly hate students? And this applies to all teachers, not just this one guy in particular. Teachers should want to teach for the reason of actually educating and inspiring kids, not just walking around unleashing hell on them. Grow the **** up and stop trying to "get back at a student" for being late. For all you know, there was traffic, he got in a car accident, or he puked this morning. Either way, grow the **** up and do your job without acting like a junior high kid yourself.
Cinn_fml 23
For all you know this kid was repeatedly late. We don't know if the OP was doing it because the kid had annoyed him repeatedly or if he was just in a bad mood when he got up this morning.
Ludii_fml 0
Bad mood like if OP is a woman and didn't get ****** right last night.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Eh, ideally teachers would all be saints of the "Lean On Me" caliber*. However, if the Malaysian education system is anything like the USA's, I don't blame OP for getting so jaded and bitter. *Yes, I realize I'm dating myself here. Good thing I'm a cheap date. O.o
Tankd4life 0
you are there to teach OP not punish them. maybe the student will grow up to be some high official in society. revenge is sweet, watch ur back
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I'm guessing you're just raging because you're obviously not one of those irritatingly smart students. Projection isn't flattering, dear. -.-
Chibbbles 0
Teachers like you make me sick! **** YOU. <--- yeah. that's necessary.
xlildizzle1516x 0
YDI Asshole..I ******* hate teachers like yourself
Chibbbles 0
I'm ready to bet 5 dollars that #69 is a teacher. She's way too defensive of OP...... hmmmm. o_e
Cinn_fml 23
Actually, if you read my profile you'd know I'm a student. That means that I'm at university. So, who do you owe that five dollars to? :P I'm defensive of teachers because I've seen what pupils can do to them.
xlildizzle1516x 0
That was a pretty quick reply..How long are you on this site, sweet heart,lol
Cinn_fml 23
Too often during the holidays. This is the problem with living in the middle of nowhere and therefore having nothing to do during the day.
xlildizzle1516x 0
Ahh I see your point
KatyB_fml 0
ydi!! you should be happy he aced his quiz. you should be upset you gave it for the purposes of punishment or getting back at him. give quizzes to help them succeed.. not trying to bring them down. there are other forms of punishment like detention since most students don't freak out because of one bad quiz anyway. since I'm fresh out of school.. one bad grade isn't a big deal to kids so that was a lame way to try and get back at him anyway.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Another FML that makes me grateful I was homeschooled. Thanks, mods! :D
evilhobbitofdoom 4
Homeschooling is so much better, even if some of us end up socially awkward
lopezzz 0
I agree! Love not having to deal with this stuff. :)
PurpleSharpie 0
YDI. go die. no kid deserves that.