Today, I was walking to the parking lot from class while texting. When I looked up as I approached my parking spot, I noticed the words "F*ck you Dave" keyed into my car. Hi, my name is Clare. Who's Dave? FML
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spayellow
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Ummm... I think it's pretty obvious that "d-a-v-e" is "clare" written very poorly. You can't expect perfect penmanship with a key, can you?
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8trickster8
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There's a lot of these "wrong name keyed into my car" FML's. Maybe it's just the same guy for each one? Hmmm, I think I'm on to something.
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vynns
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Aw that really sucks. >:( Hope you caught whoever did that.
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marz88
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Posting at the top because I want to say that we have had waaaaayyyyy too many of these FMLs here. Can we only get those of epic proportions? Thank you. But yeah FYL
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tiancai
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Maybe what he meant is "(I want to) F*ck you, (signed) Dave"
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dudeitsdanny
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=) I'm sure that will make her feel better ^^;;
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Twolly
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I figured it was more like:
Fuck you.
-Dave
Fuck you.
-Dave
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ClumsyJason
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Lmfao, so now she still has to pay for the damages :p
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ammiemarie
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Ouch, that's kinda awful.
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ActionManly
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I'm Dave, BTW.
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randomdude1234
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No, I'm Dave!
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Skull_300
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Dave's Not Here!
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f_alltheirlives
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Im Spartacus
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TheOtherMakona
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I'm the new guy. *does crazy eyes*
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knighthawk69
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Im dirty dan
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BigK_Diet_Cola
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Hi Clare. I'm BigK.
Dave is the dude you're smashing. That note is from his girlfriend.
You shouldna done that. He's just a boy.
Dave is the dude you're smashing. That note is from his girlfriend.
You shouldna done that. He's just a boy.
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8trickster8
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There's a lot of these "wrong name keyed into my car" FML's. Maybe it's just the same guy for each one? Hmmm, I think I'm on to something.
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perdix
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I didn't know that HAL learned how to key a car.
And that they making yet another sequel to "2001: A Space Odyssey"
And that they making yet another sequel to "2001: A Space Odyssey"
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polico_wolf
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Hello, da-- aw, you beat me to a hal refrence
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usagicookies
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"Who's Dave" indeed.
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spayellow
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Ummm... I think it's pretty obvious that "d-a-v-e" is "clare" written very poorly. You can't expect perfect penmanship with a key, can you?
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splitsides
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THIS.
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Rayn4u_fml
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Very well spotted.
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nonynony
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Only if it's in lowercase.
Capital D-A-V-E doesn't really looke like C-L-A-R-E, and I'd say people are more likely to write in capitals if they're doing something like keying a car, lowercase when writing on the internet. Who knows, maybe not. Just pointing that out.
Capital D-A-V-E doesn't really looke like C-L-A-R-E, and I'd say people are more likely to write in capitals if they're doing something like keying a car, lowercase when writing on the internet. Who knows, maybe not. Just pointing that out.
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YOMyLifeSuck
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wow yeah, that makes sence
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perdix
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Back in my day, all of us kids had to take a class in Keymanship, so when we would go around vandalizing stuff it would be goddam legible.
It was a big waste of time, but we liked it, we LOVED it! Flibbity-floo!
It was a big waste of time, but we liked it, we LOVED it! Flibbity-floo!
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lefteye770
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at first I thought, "yea, FYL"...but spayellow makes a good point
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rx0829
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Hahaha I NEVER would have noticed that!!! Of course, if it was capitalized then this doesn't work, but otherwise...
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chellinha93
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Oh that is true. If you write cursive like I do, the two words can be mistaken. Very nice thinking spayellow.
FYL Op. That sucks...
FYL Op. That sucks...
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null_fml
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Good eye, #9. I only have one beef with your comment. You're the only one so far that noticed that connection, so it's definitely not "obvious".
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ClumsyJason
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Wow, that is pretty clever
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uneed2calmdown
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i noticed that too :p
but yeah, FYL....
but yeah, FYL....
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greengremlyn28
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I agree with you 100%
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sulitak
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that's what I was thinking
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teanque
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but....what about Bob??