Today, I wanted to eat my last bowl of sugary cereal before starting my new diet. I fell down the stairs with the full bowl in hand. Message received, universe. FML
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Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
Today, I'd finally got home from a 15-hour shift at work and wanted to lay down and eat. I poured myself a bowl of cereal, went to my room, and sat it on my bed. My dog then jumped right on my bed and yanked the sheets off, causing the cereal to fly everywhere. FML
Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML
Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML
Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML
Today, I was rushing to walk home because my stomach was upset. I dodged multiple people, getting closer and closer, got my front door open, got up my stairs, and then lost control of my bowels on the top step. FML
Today, I was carrying a bowl of cereal to the couch when my cat ran between my feet. I somehow saved every drop of milk but launched the cereal across the room. My cat immediately ate the cereal off of the floor and then walked away looking like he had planned it. FML
Today, I went to the kitchen to grab some cereal. I guess my mum didn't hear me, because as I entered, I heard her ranting to herself about her, "goddamn fucking Cheerios". I started to slowly back out, but I tripped over my own feet. She heard and yelled at me for "sneaking around". FML
Today, after spending an exhausting amount of time trying to stay quiet so I didn’t wake my housemates, even to the point of catching the microwave before it went off, I dropped my bowl of food right in the middle of the hallway between the bedrooms with a loud clang. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML
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TXFernwoods 26
Fill another bowl! Screw the universe :P
Welshite 39
I've always wanted to birth a star.
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Nailing 1
As someone who also fell down stairs with a full bowl of cereals, I feel your pain :(
Steve95401 49
It was magically delicious.
tehdarkness 21
It's not a diet, it's a lifestyle change. A permanent one. And it includes the occasional treat such as a bowl of sugary cereal. It also includes exercise. Good luck!
buckdharma 37
You must learn how to balance your breakfast.
sanecatlady 13
Maybe the Universe was telling you that diets don't work and it won't be long before you end up eating more sugary cereal again anyway. So go buy some more! :)
enchantedJoy 4
Don't carry around your cereal
weveallbeenthere 30
good luck on your diet.
KatyLarae 13
That's when you get up and just inhale the cereal straight from the box instead. **** the universe
False_Stupidity 41
Obviously your breakfast wasn't very balanced.
Witchylady 17
Yes the universe has a funny way of tripping us up in the most ingenious ways. Did the cereal still land in the ball after your trip down the stairs?