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By Anonymous - 28/03/2013 20:56 - France - Sainte-savine

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Today, I was chatting with a co-worker, and she mentioned she has trouble swallowing pills. I replied that I'm lucky, because I have next to no gag reflex. Half the guys at the other registers abruptly went silent, and I'm now being constantly hit on. FML
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GlitterValentina 12

They want you. Girl you the whole package.

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rawr_ily96 24

I feel sorry for you. Reminds me of my 8th grade math class in which I was the only girl besides the teacher in a room full of 15 hormonal boys.

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GlitterValentina 12

They want you. Girl you the whole package.

523 10
kut17 11

She has the whole "package" and doesn't even gag!

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Wizardo 33

Plus you keep it real while them others stay plastic, beautiful girls all over the world... dum-de-dum good song, good times.

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

They want to give OP the whole package.

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asnakelovinbabe 16

Time to put it to good use. Don't forget to swallow! And relax those jaw muscles.

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clemsi 20

48 your pic and comment go so well together ;D

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Devilpuppy0861 7

54, you know that was creepy as **** right. However 48 you know that you can't have your name be snake lover and make comments like that. It's just to damn easy to make jokes.

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slacker_69 6

#48 are you trying to give her lessons?

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rawr_ily96 24

I feel sorry for you. Reminds me of my 8th grade math class in which I was the only girl besides the teacher in a room full of 15 hormonal boys.

194 9
gc327072 30

IN CLASS?! Wtf?! "don't mind me…"

67 1
Austin_Burkes 6

so you're telling us you were a human pin cushion in Jr high?

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LiveLoveBeatles 19

When I was a freshman, this senior whipped it out in the middle of French class.

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onorexveritas 23

I'm in 11th grade and I am the only girl in my math class.

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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

At least you didn't say you have large canals. I made that mistake talking about swallowing pills one time..

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cb1002630 11

I'm just curious about how using 'canals' associated with the body can flow well in a conversation without one intending for it to be inferred as dirty.

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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

Haha, the conversation actually started with ear canals and my super sonic hearing.

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cupcakechick 17

that sucks op, at least if you ever need a quick fix you know where to get one

45 2
snufflebubble 13

Think of it as an opportunity. Now you can take your pick ;)

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sirpantselot 22

Indeed. OP you've just secured free coffee for the duration of your stay at this company.

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songtrees 8

Why is this a bad thing? Take a compliment.

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jem970 19

She should be happy all of a sudden because they now know she doesn't have a gag reflex? yeah yippy for her... Now they will bother her till she sucks them off or punches their nuts.

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morella_xx 29

Yeah, OP, lighten up! Just appreciate the compliment of knowing that the main reason for the newfound interest is that your co-workers want to stick their dicks down your throat.

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LovesSushi 25

Maybe you should inform them you dont have a gag reflex with pills but everything else does?

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capper44 18

I bet #13 this the best idea for the situation, aye!

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1217jonathan 15

Sounds like you have a chance to have some fun

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sirpantselot 22

This is what it sounds like when pic and comment collide...

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inthedopeshow 17

I'm gonna have to say YDI for letting such a blatant innuendo slip in front of so many men.

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allisaurusrex 7

Because it's so crazy to want men to treat you with respect, regardless of the innuendos you may have let slip.

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SpartanMerc 18

Considering it's a bunch of men and she basically said she could take the whole thing without gagging, yea, there is no way that group of guys will think of her in any other way. Men as a whole think that way, especially when a girl says something that can be that arousing. Maybe if there weren't women out there that give rise to men seeing women that way it would eventually disappear, but that seems doubtful.

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