Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML
Easy mark
Today, a man came up to me and asked for a $50 bill in change. Being a good man, I said sure. I gave him the change and he gave me the $50 bill. After walking into Starbucks to buy a coffee, I handed the cashier my $50 bill. She called the cops. It was counterfeit. FML
Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML
Leave me alone
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
Crossed purposes
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, my friend and I walked 3 miles to a Starbucks. We went inside, paid for our coffees and walked the 3 miles back to my house. We forgot to pick up our coffees. FML
You kinda deserved that one
Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
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itsnotfair 0
you're not obliged to give your money to a bum anyway!
Outpail 1
Haha. This happened to me once, just keep on walking and drop a couple of quarters to keep him occupied while you make an escape.
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mochadevil01010 0
Next time a homeless person asks you for money, just say you have no cash/change on you and only a card.
testermctest 0
FYL. You have no obligation to give him a single cent.
bio87haz 1
you should have just told him you used your bank card. i've never heard a homeless guy as debit or credit.
jmmtn4aj 0
Tell him to **** off next time. It isn't your duty to give him money. Actually next time just rob the ******.
stxchickshortie 0
Hello? You "used" a credit card (:
stxchickshortie 0
TAKE HIM TO STARBUCKS! lol that way you know he/she used it for food, and you get your strawberry frapp. Although a caramel frapp is 10x better anyday(:
TomJones42 0
**** yeah, strawberry frappuccino! Awesome-tasting drinks aside, FYL. It's not like he's entitled to a donation from every person that walks down the street.
Yatta_fml 0
252, you live in Toronto. It's one of the largest cities in Canada. Of COURSE there are shelters... how old are you to be asking a question like that? You don't sound very knowledgeable on the situation, yet you are quick to jump to the defense of people you seem to know little about. A lot of homeless people will not go to a shelter unless it is freezing out. Shelters, from what I understand, do no let in bags full of whatever is is that homeless people carry around in their shopping carts, they do not have room - homeless people do not wish to part with their stuff, so stay outside. Sometimes they choose to sleep outside not even because of that reason, but because they simply don't want help (and have mental or drug related problems)... they also may sleep outside when it starts getting cold outside and the shelters fill up. Which is why they need to get there early if they want to make sure they will be able to get in for the night. You say you see people driving by in fancy cars and want to know why they can't spare change? Well they probably earned those cars, for one. They weren't handed out. You're passing judgment on the people because of what they drive is seems much the way people pass judgment on those who look homeless. You're assuming they have a lot of money to spend but that may not be true, especially with thew economy. Likewise, not all "homeless" people asking for change on the street don't have a home. Giving homeless people change doesn't do anything in terms of helping them - like I've said, why risk giving them change when they might turn around and buy drugs/alcohol with the money? If they do that with the money, you're not helping them at all, but helping them fuel an addiction that might kill them. You would be better of placing that extra change at a food bank or shelter if you're concerned about people less fortunate in your area... that way you know where the money is going. Again, like I and others have said... they AREN'T staving. Offer them food? Most don't want it. I don't understand what you're taking about poison for. I imagine you're even most parodied than most of the homeless people with that idea. If they were starving, they would eat food offered to them... they accept food from shelters every day; it's no different. You want to feed the starving? Give some money to the emaciated children in Africa. Now there's some starving people.
aback 5
Keep a fistful of pennies. If you ever see the ****** again, you can pelt him with them.
Zoomin24 0
I guess that homeless people havent even heard of credit cards yet.