Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML
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Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML
Today, a man came up to me and asked for a $50 bill in change. Being a good man, I said sure. I gave him the change and he gave me the $50 bill. After walking into Starbucks to buy a coffee, I handed the cashier my $50 bill. She called the cops. It was counterfeit. FML
Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, my friend and I walked 3 miles to a Starbucks. We went inside, paid for our coffees and walked the 3 miles back to my house. We forgot to pick up our coffees. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
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itsnotfair 0
you're not obliged to give your money to a bum anyway!
Outpail 1
Haha. This happened to me once, just keep on walking and drop a couple of quarters to keep him occupied while you make an escape.
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sdawl 0
should have stabbed him
myrelin 0
Like many before me said, you are under no obligation to give him money, whatsoever - besides, you COULD have paid by card at Starbuck's, right? FYL, because not your fault.
Amylit 0
I WOULD HAVE ASK FOR A JOB APPLICATION WHEN I WAS BUYING MY DRINK WALK OUT AND IF HE WAS WATCHING ME ID GIVE HIM THE APPLICATION AND SAY 12CENT A MINUTE FILL IT OUT LOSER .....MONEY ISN'T FREE!!! NOT YOUR FAULT I GLAD YOU DIDNT GIVE HIM DIDDLY.. fhl NOT YOURS YOU ROCK :)
xohxbrittanyrae 0
If bums want money bad enough they should have the motivation to get a job. Too bad that's not reality.
Amylit 0
and Id punch that wanker in his face just for asking.
xohxbrittanyrae 0
Or, it's called applying for disability if you truly have a mental illness or injury, or applying for welfare if you simply can't work.
Kristoffer 35
Just say "I paid with my debit card, asshole, now get lost before I call the police!"
Tehalon 0
Just tell him no next time instead of lieing!
gutteda 0
That's why you should ALWAYS look a beggar right in the face and say loudly, "ALL I GOTS' THE CARD"! It works!
cascadia 0
who cares, i do not ever give change. its not a solution.