Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML
Today, a man came up to me and asked for a $50 bill in change. Being a good man, I said sure. I gave him the change and he gave me the $50 bill. After walking into Starbucks to buy a coffee, I handed the cashier my $50 bill. She called the cops. It was counterfeit. FML
Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, my friend and I walked 3 miles to a Starbucks. We went inside, paid for our coffees and walked the 3 miles back to my house. We forgot to pick up our coffees. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
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itsnotfair 0
you're not obliged to give your money to a bum anyway!
Outpail 1
Haha. This happened to me once, just keep on walking and drop a couple of quarters to keep him occupied while you make an escape.
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Comments (477)
Nymmie 0
Tell him you already give him and his friend a shitton of money out of every pay check. Its called taxes. Then tell him to go to the homeless shelter if he really wants help. I will never, ever give a bum money. I'm selfish but I dont give a damn, its mine and I worked for it. I get screwed over enough with taxes. I'm not giving the money I have that doesnt go to welfare through taxes to bums. I hate people who beg. I really want to just punch them in the face every time :/
EugenicMedic 0
You people saying the OP should have GIVEN the bum anything are disgusting! Altruism is one the most evil things possible to man! No one has any obligation except to themselves!
thuryn 2
Oops. Duplicate post. FML
xOpheliacx 0
So maybe you have a credit or a debit card? And even if you don't, so what? He isn't your responsibility.
Tori_xoxo 0
I LOVE STARBUCKS :D. (:
orangecrsh16 0
screw him, Strawberry Frappuccinos are amazing
Fouisgras 0
Yeh screw the bum. You could've said I credit carded it.
rainbowsix_fml 0
Greedy selfish bitch
maddog_fml 0
Haha!! You just deserved that.
Omg666_fml 0
I know a guy that basically looks like a bum and smells like one,too. He spends his time walking around outside,so when you see him you'd immediately assume he's a bum. He's not.He lives with his dad and brother in a not-so-cheap apartment.