lol what did he say? 1st comment!

He said you fail.

just cover your eyes and walk back in, you don't have to see him

lol

if I was him when she came back I would say "that's right get back in the kitchen and make me a sammich"

I would have to say that you are completely correct.

61 As sexist as that is and as very nearly offended as I am, rofl!

I'm guessing that wasn't the dramatic exit you were counting on?

fail 2

Hahahaha!

FYL for getting in a fight with your boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him.

this isnt even funny

that was bright

haha #2 post the comment first then in like the like 120 seconds (or whatever it is) you write first
because alot of times you post while others are posting before you

and op: storm back in the keys and storm out with a purpose

well that's what you get for driving 200 miles to see some ass hole.