By Shortcake - 05/07/2012 01:48 - Canada - Pitt Meadows
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Your mom reminds me of that philosopher, Freud? Except she does not think sexually like he does, but thinks everything has a symbol
Nothing wrong with baking, it is a useful skill to have. I love to bake!
I hate it when parents do that! For example I had long beautiful hair but it was extremely unhealthy, so I decided to chop it off... My family doesn't think I chopped it off because it was unhealthy more like I was coming to terms with myself which means I'm a lesbian... I'm like I just told you my reason and for the million time I'm not a lesbian... So they're still cooking up their real theories of why I chopped my hair off so annoying!
Bake their favorite recipes and refuse to share because you clearly need it to console yourself over your unemployment.
Boy, are they ever out in left field! Obviously, you bake because you have a very unsatisfying sex life. Mr. Fields was terrible in the sack and Famous Amos's wife had a mechanical ***** called Infamous Amos.