By ManderDander - 05/09/2015 18:48 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, my boyfriend was putting baby powder on my bare ass, when his dad walked into the room, casually set a laundry basket next to the bed, and walked out like nothing happened. FML
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I'm more curious as to why your boyfriend was putting baby powder on your ass.

And you were letting him because?

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And you were letting him because?

kinky role play? that's my guess xD (daddy role play is actually pretty common in the bdsm society). My other guess is, because she had a burn there? But if that's the case why would her bf do it instead of her.

Jamaican ritual before sex. Powder that ass!

Maybe she had some serious shits and her ass hurt... Baby powder calms the pain on your ass after a day of crapping. That or I'm going with what other have said and will assume it was used for role play.

maybe her butt hole was just infected

Or she just had a rash?

From all that anal plundering goin' on....

Or maybe they wanted to see if she can make a puff of dust when she farts ...

As far as he would like to know, nothing did happen

Methinks it might be a good idea for the door to be closed and locked next time. Either way, that's just bad luck. FYL, OP.

This is why you lock the door.

Lock the door next time

I'm more curious as to why your boyfriend was putting baby powder on your ass.

Perhaps they were trying to make a baby?

Because he forgot to put enough lube on it the night before.

Out of a powder??

Duh, why do you think it's called baby-powder?

To see what it would look like when she farts.

It could've just been that she went on a run and wore the wrong kind of underwear.

Because I like her bubble butt

So he could get a better grip

Rofl you have no imagination or naughty mind

surprised this got published. would you like your boy-fried or grilled?

don't know why this got buried its actually pretty funny ha!

I'm honestly thinking that's how I would handle it too. I mean what's he gonna do lebron you?

Is there a good reason as to why he was putting baby powder on your ass?

Maybe your dad doesn't care OP?

not her dad, her BFs dad.

#20 your profile picture fits your reply xD