By ManderDander - 05/09/2015 18:48 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, my boyfriend was putting baby powder on my bare ass, when his dad walked into the room, casually set a laundry basket next to the bed, and walked out like nothing happened. FML
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HarshD9619 34

And you were letting him because?

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Silver7827 14

As far as he would like to know, nothing did happen

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HarshD9619 34

And you were letting him because?

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EvilLittleGirl 24

kinky role play? that's my guess xD (daddy role play is actually pretty common in the bdsm society). My other guess is, because she had a burn there? But if that's the case why would her bf do it instead of her.

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Adeptus_Astartes 22

Jamaican ritual before sex. Powder that ass!

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coried91 28

Maybe she had some serious ***** and her ass hurt... Baby powder calms the pain on your ass after a day of crapping. That or I'm going with what other have said and will assume it was used for role play.

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Tyrez 32

maybe her butt hole was just infected

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DoomSkuller 28

Or she just had a rash?

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grant_3rict 8

From all that anal plundering goin' on....

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Mightytall 35

Or maybe they wanted to see if she can make a puff of dust when she farts ...

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Silver7827 14

As far as he would like to know, nothing did happen

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lchollett 22

Methinks it might be a good idea for the door to be closed and locked next time. Either way, that's just bad luck. FYL, OP.

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StickyPickles 33

This is why you lock the door.

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iHappyFeet 11

Lock the door next time

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TheNoobySpartan 13

surprised this got published. would you like your boy-fried or grilled?

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kelseythompson 27

don't know why this got buried its actually pretty funny ha!

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Econforthwin 15

I'm honestly thinking that's how I would handle it too. I mean what's he gonna do lebron you?

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sammysquiggs 19

Is there a good reason as to why he was putting baby powder on your ass?

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KappaHD 9

Maybe your dad doesn't care OP?

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LuckBeNimble 19

not her dad, her BFs dad.

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LunaBlack666 23

#20 your profile picture fits your reply xD

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DonnaNoble_fml 10

What reaction did you expect?

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