By Anonymous - 24/06/2012 05:01 - United States - Sacramento

Today, my boyfriend told me I was almost perfect. And the only reason I'm not completely perfect is because I don't like Mountain Dew. FML
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danielwilliams57 6

Take that as a compliment, he thinks you're NEARLY perfect!

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danielwilliams57 6

Take that as a compliment, he thinks you're NEARLY perfect!

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PrimeEvilTahir 24

Exactly! She is only 1 step away from being perfect! How many women have achieved that? And how hard is it to love Mountain Dew? Go for it OP, love the Dew and become the ultimate Perfect woman! :-)

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a1f0sff 25

Supposedly, no one is perfect so look on the bright side, you've reached the highest level of almost perfection!

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liscentious23 1

Perfection is in the eye of the beholder, a matter of relativity dependent on the boyfriend's definition of perfection

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_ebbonyy 11

25- Buzz Killington

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hqbrat 8

First of all Perfect doesn't exist only you can define perfect from your perspective, for example if I thing putting on matching outfits is perfect and somebody else thinks that to them putting on mixed match outfits is perfect to them. (AND I AM NOT SAYING THIS BECAUSE I DON'T AGREE, of course I agree and that's what every girl wants to hear, the fact that she is good enough to be with so her "perfect" guy

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maosquare 18

If that happens, she will be nowhere near perfect.

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patrickalamo 47

Looks like it's tine for you to just "do the dude"

PrimeEvilTahir 24

Today, you wrote an almost perfect comment. The only reason it's not completely perfect is because you don't like fixing your spellings. FYL

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alshygirl 14

I think it was a bad attempt at a pun

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Sandsh8rk 36

What do you expect? Mountain Dew is the shizz these days.

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jojimugo 20

Ahhh to be young and in love ....

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liscentious23 1

I can't believe one of your boyfriend's criteria off his "perfect girlfriend" checklist includes carbonated soda preference

taniamw 9

You could of just said mountain dew without getting all fancy...

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Michael_92 20

Well we do live in a odd world.

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

7 - I'm pretty sure that's why it's an FML

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PrimeEvilTahir 24

'Perfection' includes everything... That's why OP said 'completely perfect'.

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YakuzaxGeneralz 9

Go ahead. Don't believe it. Nobody's forcing you to. Besides, it sounds as if he was joking.

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that_is_Nathy 9

or as if these two people in love are about 15?

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emilyjgraham 34

why have you taken this so seriously? this is clearly meant to be a light hearted, funny fml.

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Michael_92 20

Well coke is the best....just saying

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YakuzaxGeneralz 9

I love cocaine!! Oh wait...

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Mister_Triangle 21

Not really seeing how this is a problem...

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septemberpeaches 8

Well... mountain dew is pretty delicious :)

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