By Anonymous - 24/06/2012 05:01 - United States - Sacramento

Today, my boyfriend told me I was almost perfect. And the only reason I'm not completely perfect is because I don't like Mountain Dew. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Take that as a compliment, he thinks you're NEARLY perfect!

Exactly! She is only 1 step away from being perfect! How many women have achieved that? And how hard is it to love Mountain Dew? Go for it OP, love the Dew and become the ultimate Perfect woman! :-)

Supposedly, no one is perfect so look on the bright side, you've reached the highest level of almost perfection!

Perfection is in the eye of the beholder, a matter of relativity dependent on the boyfriend's definition of perfection

_ebbonyy 11

First of all Perfect doesn't exist only you can define perfect from your perspective, for example if I thing putting on matching outfits is perfect and somebody else thinks that to them putting on mixed match outfits is perfect to them. (AND I AM NOT SAYING THIS BECAUSE I DON'T AGREE, of course I agree and that's what every girl wants to hear, the fact that she is good enough to be with so her "perfect" guy

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If that happens, she will be nowhere near perfect.

Looks like it's tine for you to just "do the dude"

Today, you wrote an almost perfect comment. The only reason it's not completely perfect is because you don't like fixing your spellings. FYL

alshygirl 14

I think it was a bad attempt at a pun

What do you expect? Mountain Dew is the shizz these days.

jojimugo 20

Ahhh to be young and in love ....

I can't believe one of your boyfriend's criteria off his "perfect girlfriend" checklist includes carbonated soda preference

taniamw 9

You could of just said mountain dew without getting all fancy...

Michael_92 20

Well we do live in a odd world.

7 - I'm pretty sure that's why it's an FML

'Perfection' includes everything... That's why OP said 'completely perfect'.

YakuzaxGeneralz 9

Go ahead. Don't believe it. Nobody's forcing you to. Besides, it sounds as if he was joking.

or as if these two people in love are about 15?

why have you taken this so seriously? this is clearly meant to be a light hearted, funny fml.

Michael_92 20

Well coke is the best....just saying

Mister_Triangle 21

Not really seeing how this is a problem...

septemberpeaches 8

Well... mountain dew is pretty delicious :)