By Anonymous - 20/05/2013 20:36 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband making out with his accountant, the same woman who comforted me when he cheated on me the year before. FML
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tdudey123 14

Accountant? More like accountramp! Yes my joke was bad and I should feel bad.

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MysticMonkey 9

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.

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ChuckNorris2 4

It's your fault. Sorry OP, but you should have left him the first time he cheated on you.

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MrPortalFan 21

Yet, you're still married to him. (Hopefully not anymore!) Sorry, OP your husband doesn't deserve you!

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Amberose1006 11

You should have broken up the first time

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JR7ISME 18

should have ditched his ass the first time he cheated.... At least you wouldn't be getting times like this again

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Mortoli 30

Why didn't you leave him before.

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doglover100 28

I would've left him the first time.

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BrutalnHonestbro 7

That's when you turn around, then walk back in with a baseball bat, or other club-like device, club the shit out of both of them, making sure to cause her damage to her face that'll require a LOT of surgery. Then wink at 'em both, and say "I'll be there to comfort you in the hospital. Don't worry." ;)

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