Atleast you get a nice vacation:)

At least you didn't get fired

He could've also said his dad had 7 nipples.

^...? I'm surprised, Keyboard Warrior. Your comments are usually quite witty and enjoyable. Having an off day?

Yeahh.. At least you didn't get fired:)

That raise is probably going to come from OP's salary.

Hahaha ^

Thats probably why he told on him, cuz he wanted a raise.

Yes 57, this is what everyone was hinting on above you.

prettyboodoll - I kind of doubt anything in your profile is true.

No. I bet she actually is single.

63- Why? It's "completely" logical for a 16 year old to model. In Florida. When she lives in England.

Why y'all trollin on 57? Maybe she actually is a model? At least she isn't fueled by beer and horror films and her pic isn't some slutty Sasha Grey shot.

57- No shit Sherlock

If we were all friends, wouldn't that be boring?

If by boring you mean no wars/conflicts/bitching at each other, then those are the unintresting times that I would like to live in.

Its conflict that makes stuff interesting

Imagine life if everyone was friends - yes conflicts, wars and hate would stop....but would you really want that? Life is about overcoming fights, getting into new ones and repeating it over. Life wouldn't be worth living without hate and the shit that you get....its what makes you, you!

I think the world would be a much better place if everyone sat down over tea and scones to talk out their issues.

42 - you're talking about a perfect world and frankly it'll never happen.

42- I'm personally not a fan of tea. This idea just can't work.

As long as there are religious fundamentalists, world peace is out of reach.

If you don't like tea there's always milkshakes!

Actually i think yeah, sure usually means exactly what it sounds like..

Another way would be if there were a sarcastic tone in their voice.