Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on my husband making out with his accountant,... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/05/2013 20:36 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband making out with his accountant, the same woman who comforted me when he cheated on me the year before. FML

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By FuhedUp - 31/10/2021 08:00

Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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By Renderfist - 06/07/2017 18:30

Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML

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There's no such thing as a coincidence

By Anonymous - 15/10/2022 18:00

Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML

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Hate the player, hate the game

By Anonymous - 21/03/2022 16:00

Today, my husband left me for the whore he cheated on me with four years ago. I forgave him and took him back then. I guess I deserved this for being stupid and trusting him once again. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML

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By thisistypical - 14/09/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML

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By monogamous - 28/10/2010 09:26 - Australia

Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

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By WhatTheBleep - 09/04/2011 04:02 - United States

Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML

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You deserved it 3 536

By horribleevening - 31/01/2019 22:00 - Australia - Hornsby

Today, my wife was sitting next to me surrounded by friends and she decided to start looking up the man that she had an affair on Facebook on her phone - all while I am sitting right next to her. FML

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Welshite 39

Tuesday 21 May 2013 1:12

Once a cheater, always a cheater.

tdudey123 14

Tuesday 21 May 2013 1:14

Accountant? More like accountramp! Yes my joke was bad and I should feel bad.

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roflstomp716 19

Wednesday 22 May 2013 18:27

get a new husband.

TazMarie 0

Thursday 23 May 2013 1:02

You know what they say... "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me." In other words, dump his @ss and don't fall for the facade of "faithful husband" from him again.

funsizedbecka 9

Thursday 23 May 2013 1:45

Why the he'll did you stay with him in the first place? When he did it the first time your should have ended it!

icepick23 12

Thursday 23 May 2013 17:20

You need some McDonald's fries--will cheer you right up

LITTLEsecret 8

Thursday 23 May 2013 18:19

Beat her ass

fmlangel11 4

Thursday 23 May 2013 21:56

Leave that bastard!!! He's not worth the pain!

isaiaah 6

Friday 24 May 2013 22:14

YDI for not dumping the cheater in the first place

AnotherPerson1 6

Saturday 25 May 2013 6:28

Wow

nowneverforever 2

Saturday 25 May 2013 10:48

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

kacironi 13

Sunday 26 May 2013 2:54

maybe she thought you didn't care since you stayed after the first one, once a cheater always a cheater

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