Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on my husband making out with his accountant,...

By Anonymous - 20/05/2013 20:36 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband making out with his accountant, the same woman who comforted me when he cheated on me the year before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 934

You deserved it 19 592

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Same thing different taste

Classic mistake

By FuhedUp - 31/10/2021 08:00

Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 297

You deserved it 3 657

By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 269

You deserved it 3 106

By Renderfist - 06/07/2017 18:30

Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 826

You deserved it 1 864

There's no such thing as a coincidence

By Anonymous - 15/10/2022 18:00

Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 038

You deserved it 90

Hate the player, hate the game

By Anonymous - 21/03/2022 16:00

Today, my husband left me for the whore he cheated on me with four years ago. I forgave him and took him back then. I guess I deserved this for being stupid and trusting him once again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 978

You deserved it 514

By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 443

You deserved it 4 211

By thisistypical - 14/09/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 453

You deserved it 3 073

By monogamous - 28/10/2010 09:26 - Australia

Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 421

You deserved it 4 780

By WhatTheBleep - 09/04/2011 04:02 - United States

Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 438

You deserved it 3 536

By horribleevening - 31/01/2019 22:00 - Australia - Hornsby

Today, my wife was sitting next to me surrounded by friends and she decided to start looking up the man that she had an affair on Facebook on her phone - all while I am sitting right next to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 571

You deserved it 270

Welshite 39

Tuesday 21 May 2013 1:12

Once a cheater, always a cheater.

tdudey123 14

Tuesday 21 May 2013 1:14

Accountant? More like accountramp! Yes my joke was bad and I should feel bad.

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XxTaliaxX 16

Tuesday 21 May 2013 14:15

Why are you still with him?

itsjaliciaa 5

Tuesday 21 May 2013 14:16

You Should've Known .

the_loveliest3 6

Tuesday 21 May 2013 14:21

that's why you leave someone the second they cheat. done it once, got away with it, he'll do it over and over again.

falconpoke007 10

Tuesday 21 May 2013 14:37

What's with all of these skanky, cheating husbands?! Honestly, the nerve of some people. Sorry OP. How you find someone worth it.

Lili_love 14

Tuesday 21 May 2013 15:30

time to ditch this prick like you should have the first time around

Grimnirwher9 21

Tuesday 21 May 2013 15:37

YDI. That's what you get when you stay with your partner if he (or she) cheated on you.

silvanawernli 5

Tuesday 21 May 2013 18:39

break up with him immediately.

anonymousy37 5

Tuesday 21 May 2013 18:51

Shouldn't that be Ex-Husband

Baybiiie 11

Wednesday 22 May 2013 0:30

Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice?!! Run for the hills.FYL

an3ph 20

Wednesday 22 May 2013 4:21

Now you know that you should have known then.

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Today, I set aside a weekend to spend time with a friend. I learned that someone else is staying there: a fat, unemployed man-child who talks shit about us on Facebook, while his manipulative wife pays his bills. He got evicted from his last home when he pretended to be a ninja and cut up his neighbor's garden. FML

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Today, my husband's old fraternity brother came to visit. He fell out of his car, puked, then passed out drunk in our driveway. We got him to the bathroom, where he fell asleep. He woke up at 4am, wandered around the house naked, pooped in my trash can, then passed out again. FML

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Today, my parents brought home lunch from a shady grocery store deli. They mused about how hard I am to feed because I turned it down; the last time I ate anything from there, it gave me botulism, and it tastes horrible anyway. They both got sick. Now I'm playing nurse to both. No apologies yet. FML

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You deserved it 65

Today, I had to watch my drunk girlfriend yell at a cat for not having periods. The worst part is that she was at a pet store. The pet store at which I work. FML

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You deserved it 3 758

Today, I'm so sexually deprived that I got a raging hard-on from seeing and hearing my coworker yawn. FML

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You deserved it 4 705

Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 426

You deserved it 205

Today, I stuck one of those "kick me" signs on my friend's back for fun, and someone took the invitation. Unfortunately, my friend whirled around and beat the shit out of him. I managed to sneak the sign off his back, but now I feel like a total asshole. FML

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You deserved it 50 712

Same thing different taste

Classic mistake

There's no such thing as a coincidence

Hate the player, hate the game

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