Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband going down on another woman. Instead of speaking, he looked at me, got up, and slammed the door. FML
Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
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Top comments
Goblin182 27
Get a thong made from ceramic tile, maybe that will turn him on.
mattzawesome 28
Nothing like a blank boring wall to get your motor running. Sorry OP but maybe he "finished".
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Comments (62)
llwad0717 13
you probably just scared him and he went soft that can happen. or he even was embarrassed and wasnt sure how you would of reacted and went soft before you could get in.
seajay87 5
If you're anything like my wife, it's because he's already accepted the fact that he knows he's not going to get anything from you except an argument. Which is depressing. Which lowers his blood-pressure.
earlytermination 34
She got in the shower to join him. I feel bad for her. It sucks being in a relationship with someone who losses interest. Not saying that's the case but she still felt rejected, I'm sure.
joshi42 16
Maybe he doesn't like copulating with someone TOO flat and cold?
cats54321 19
This fml scares me