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By ScarredForLife - 25/12/2009 06:28 - United States

Today, I introduced my family to beerpong. They especially liked the part about distracting each other while shooting. My grandma flashed me. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I hosted a family game night with her grandparents and her father, who was bringing his "friend" who he'd been dating for a couple of weeks. It was my mom. FML

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By probably_the_ex_now - 18/08/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 20:50

Today, my drunk grandma flashed me, after confusing me, a 19 year old girl, for my grandpa. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, my friend told me that he was having a Scrabble tournament at his house with a bunch of our friends. I told my dad about the tournament and he gave me a special Scrabble dictionary to bring. Hesitantly, I brought the dictionary and as I walked in, everyone was playing beer pong. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2012 04:55 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool, I yelled at my girlfriend to get me a beer. She chucked four bottles at my head. All my friends cheered her on. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and his parents met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny to walk around with a realistic gun and make references about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 04:00 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 07:04 - United States

Today, I found out my grandma wears dentures when I had to fish them out of a cooler. She lost them bobbing for beer at a local bar. FML

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By unfortunate419 - 17/02/2010 07:30 - United States

Today, I brought my new girlfriend over to show off to my family when my senile great-grandmother walked into the room wearing nothing but her underpants asking when the Olympics come on. FML

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By my cheese grater + your dick - 17/01/2014 17:35 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, my grandma said, "I know you don't have any plans tonight. Do you want to go to bingo with me?" I said sure out of pity, and ended up being her designated driver after she got wasted later in the evening. FML

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powersticks 16

Friday 25 December 2009 16:06

Even though that's totally ****** up you have to admit that he has an awesome grandma.

RuralNinja 0

Friday 25 December 2009 16:06

YDI for drinking with your grandma.

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Maxine17 8

Friday 25 December 2009 16:02

..Yum?

Ajjas013 6

Friday 25 December 2009 17:42

Talk about distraction...

liveBabylon 0

Friday 25 December 2009 19:38

ROFL.... Thanks for not saying 1st :) Your are the best!!!! +My name is Maxine :) nice to meet u

PeopleRSoDumb 0

Friday 25 December 2009 21:33

Wow. Most favorite FML ever.

textasy2000 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 5:05

LMAO that is freaking awesome...note to self burn eyes out lol fyl ydi for introducing it...sounds like a fun family though

rwac07 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 14:29

#20 is attempting to pick up? FYL OP, you'll be scarred with visions of those wrinkled sandbags for the rest of your life.

Jordna 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 10:18

I don't care what anyone else says. that family is AWESOME!!!

mind_geek 15

Sunday 24 April 2011 19:01

wrinkled sandbags...*shudders*

pedosmurf 7

Monday 13 February 2012 6:17

I bet he liked it

RuralNinja 0

Friday 25 December 2009 16:06

YDI for drinking with your grandma.

LovelyTokyo 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 16:36

Yu'r family sounds awesome!

Butcher_1419 0

Friday 25 December 2009 16:06

*vomit puddle*

powersticks 16

Friday 25 December 2009 16:06

Even though that's totally ****** up you have to admit that he has an awesome grandma.

karo_mit_k 11

Friday 25 December 2009 16:09

I agree.

DisappearingRose 18

Sunday 15 May 2011 18:56

Amen.

Muffinish 0

Friday 25 December 2009 16:08

Please tell me you flashed her back.

Mylees 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 6:26

omg love it

ILIEKGIRLS 5

Friday 25 December 2009 16:09

GRAB THEM SADDLEBAGS AND RIDE HER ALLLLLL NIGGGHHHHHHHTTTTT LOOOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGGG

FNovus 0

Friday 25 December 2009 17:26

Puscifer FTW

trackstar12 0

Friday 25 December 2009 16:12

Come on. You never play beer pong with your family. FYL for gettin grandma drunk

f_alltheirlives 3

Friday 25 December 2009 16:13

Pics or it didnt happen! Your granny sure wants to win! introduce them to strip poker next...

Dylan94_fml 8

Tuesday 16 March 2010 12:49

yes, the first thing that came into his head after being flashed by his grandmother was to take a picture ...

SimplySweetness 0

Friday 25 December 2009 16:23

oh, yuck!

noobcaek 2

Friday 25 December 2009 16:31

LOL Heres one thing; YDI for introducing it to them. YDI for not giving them a rule of nonos to flashing

esines 9

Wednesday 9 May 2012 23:10

You mean two things?

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