Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML
Today, I got extremely wasted and decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. What seemed like a good and sexy idea turned into us falling and getting wedged in the bathtub. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
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jonjon1217 0
Usually shower doors at least click into place...how hard did you throw yourself against it?!
margxoxo 0
how did you not remember? sorry, ydi.
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margxoxo 0
how did you not remember? sorry, ydi.
PurpleLlamas 0
dafp but did he like it?
NzxtZ06 0
Purple Llamas.........oh myyy.
NzxtZ06 0
Best. Face. Plant. Ever.
reiyu 0
^ Best. Comment. Ever.
dsizzle52 0
I like boobies pressed up ;)
meneedlove 0
Thats just sweet XD
NzxtZ06 0
by the way, we need pics of you pressing your body up against this glass door so that we may have a visual of how this went down. or else you señorita, are a phony, a big fat phony.
wreckem881 0
perfect... your naked, wet, in a horizontal position.... I say ydi for bein a dumb bitch. ydi also if your a fatty
evolutionsfox 0
lol I was going to say his boyfriend has it made
Jonkbaby 23
ydi for showering
Isamermaid 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I'm wondering why it matters that the bathroom door doesn't lock. Would you have locked it? Shower time is always sexy time for me.
NzxtZ06 0
Dear 8, you sound like a girl, if so, and additionally if shower time is really always sexy time for you, then we are going to need some pics of you in your sexy time too.
shawnj1013 1
I wanna c u when its ur sexy time
Volcomsmy_Lyfe 0
ha that sucks YDI
Doopliss01 0
Jump around
Doopliss01 0
Ydi by the way.. You should have known which way the door openend when you stepped in the shower ..
jonjon1217 0
Usually shower doors at least click into place...how hard did you throw yourself against it?!
jade567 0
EXACTLY! my god, some people are just stupid anymore aren't they?
presque_fml 11
Your incorrect usage of the word "anymore" invalidates your comment. "Anymore" follows a negative statement, like "people don't eat giraffes anymore."
Rowdey 10
"Some people are stupid anymore aren't they?" Lol, I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not. If not: " Some people are stupid these days, aren't they?" And the explanation prior to mine is pretty hilarious, also.
PackardBell_fml 19
or, "Jade567" doesn't have any brain cells, anymore.
Foster_33 4
this dosnt make any sense she was already in the shower but she didn't know that the door that she had already went through opened outward
wyldecard 0
lmao. ouch. shower falls hurt like a bitch!! fyl