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By elevenharries - 03/06/2010 08:54 - United Kingdom

Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML

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Sick moves, dude

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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Cheeky

By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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Oh hi!

By showerstupid - 04/04/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML

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By nude - 15/01/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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Steamy

By Hotdamn - 21/03/2016 04:32 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML

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By cfaul001 - 29/02/2012 17:41 - United States

Today, I got extremely wasted and decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. What seemed like a good and sexy idea turned into us falling and getting wedged in the bathtub. FML

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By Mrs. Ned - 09/09/2015 02:00 - United States - Incline Village

Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML

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Buzzing the tower

By Princess ? - 12/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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jonjon1217 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 16:24

Usually shower doors at least click into place...how hard did you throw yourself against it?!

margxoxo 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 16:12

how did you not remember? sorry, ydi.

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margxoxo 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 16:12

how did you not remember? sorry, ydi.

PurpleLlamas 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 16:13

dafp but did he like it?

NzxtZ06 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 16:16

Purple Llamas.........oh myyy.

NzxtZ06 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 16:17

Best. Face. Plant. Ever.

reiyu 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 17:35

^ Best. Comment. Ever.

dsizzle52 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 20:48

I like boobies pressed up ;)

meneedlove 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 16:15

Thats just sweet XD

NzxtZ06 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 16:19

by the way, we need pics of you pressing your body up against this glass door so that we may have a visual of how this went down. or else you señorita, are a phony, a big fat phony.

wreckem881 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 16:43

perfect... your naked, wet, in a horizontal position.... I say ydi for bein a dumb bitch. ydi also if your a fatty

evolutionsfox 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 18:00

lol I was going to say his boyfriend has it made

Jonkbaby 22

Thursday 3 June 2010 16:18

ydi for showering

Isamermaid 17

Thursday 3 June 2010 16:19

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

NzxtZ06 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 16:22

Dear 8, you sound like a girl, if so, and additionally if shower time is really always sexy time for you, then we are going to need some pics of you in your sexy time too.

shawnj1013 1

Wednesday 12 October 2011 0:58

I wanna c u when its ur sexy time

Volcomsmy_Lyfe 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 16:20

ha that sucks YDI

Doopliss01 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 16:22

Jump around

Doopliss01 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 16:24

Ydi by the way.. You should have known which way the door openend when you stepped in the shower ..

jonjon1217 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 16:24

Usually shower doors at least click into place...how hard did you throw yourself against it?!

jade567 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 19:11

EXACTLY! my god, some people are just stupid anymore aren't they?

presque_fml 11

Thursday 9 February 2012 4:58

Your incorrect usage of the word "anymore" invalidates your comment. "Anymore" follows a negative statement, like "people don't eat giraffes anymore."

Rowdey 10

Sunday 3 June 2012 5:12

"Some people are stupid anymore aren't they?" Lol, I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not. If not: " Some people are stupid these days, aren't they?" And the explanation prior to mine is pretty hilarious, also.