By Scarlett - 26/04/2011 17:28 - United States

Spicy
Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 517
You deserved it 6 126

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Your husband is awesome. Your step mom is probably jealous now

Tell your step mother thats her cue to leave unless she wants to help with "embracing" his hardness.

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must have been awkward as fuck.

DISGRASE THE SOFTNESS!!!!!

11s comment made me soft

Icecream make me soft.

ice cream is soft

ugh you people are so weird :p haha I like it

I find this hard to masterbait to

masterbate dumbass FAIL

I've had enough of your bullshit, chill the fuck out

kodak moment

You've braced the hardness a lot of times he was talking to your step mom

Pillows are soft

Ur hotttttt ;)

BlueBerryGiraffe... Ur hot;)

ah haha right?! kodak fo sho

super nice . makes memories. :)

just go with it!

so it's his mom then? pretty embarrassing buy you're all grown ups....no big deal

lol pics for proof!

that's gonna be a "hard" situation to explain....

no. just stop with the comments

see what we have here, is typical douche. Notice his online picture is him showing his abs and his comments are all annoying and just trying to put people down. 148 is a real douche

148 is probably 14 and though he is proud of his 'abs' probably dosent realize they look very underdeveloped.... please don't grow up a dick. we really don't need any more around :(

161 He's just sad he cant come up with a beter profile picture and has to take it out on every1

May God bless 161.

Your husband is awesome. Your step mom is probably jealous now

lol dude ur pic explains wat I'm saying

He wad talking to your step mom not you

lol 4, love ur pic

that sounds like a movie I once "mistakenly" rented in a hotel... it ended with a threesome!!

So you're saying you watch pornos involving a man his wife and his mother in law? Everyone has their own tastes I guess.

soo, umm your gunna send me that video... right?

Patrick star!!! nice pic, lame comment though

71- i said "mistakenly" rented :p. and whoever asked for the videoد, i don't have it.. it was in a hotel in New York!

Tell your step mother thats her cue to leave unless she wants to help with "embracing" his hardness.

haha yes agreed. also pre warning is a fantastic thing. always make sure my man knows if we are having visitors

copo37 WIIINNNNNN!!!

Haha your husband is awesome

Haha, agreed! :D

c-c-c-combo breaker!

So, did he still have any hardness to embrace once he noticed?

I like you profile picture.

more like FHisLife. or hers. so embarrasing

haha it was a show!