By Mrs. Ned - 09/09/2015 02:00 - United States - Incline Village

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Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML
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Goblin182 26

Get a thong made from ceramic tile, maybe that will turn him on.

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mattzawesome 28

Nothing like a blank boring wall to get your motor running. Sorry OP but maybe he "finished".

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cooltatgar 31

Use the shower head *wink wink*

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mercyelvira42 23

How exactly does one have sex with a shower wall?

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thisguy22 33

I imagine it was a fleshlight that attaches to the shower wall. I'm not sure though.

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nonsensical 26

Those exist???? Do they have ****** with suction cups for the bathroom wall too?

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DaRito 25

Rubbing against it, lubricated with a mild shampoo or something that wouldn't hurt.

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scarlett3diaz 24

you so sound like you're a pro at banging your shower

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FenHarel 9

That's really quite the feat. You should be proud.

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snowneo 16

Not sure how one has sex with a shower wall, but don't feel too bad, he was probably embarrassed which caused him to go soft.

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bad_boyfriend 10

Maybe I'm in the minority, but getting caught ******* an inanimate object would make me go soft as well.

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MagnusDeus 24

My bet is he was imagining some fantasy, and when you got in he was embarrassed.

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chuka81 27

For a moment there, he was pretending the wall was Beyonce. You ruined it for the poor guy.

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interesting33 36

I wish you were Obama too - mainly because t would be awesome to have him on fml. But you rock too!

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