crazydaughter
Egypt
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
baldspot
Australia
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
noname
France
Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML
curlyisnogood
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Sh*t
Caracas, Venezuela
Today, I was in the shower, when I heard my daughter scream and shout, "Mommy, mommy! Help! Come quick!" I panicked and rushed downstairs without even looking for a towel to cover myself, all so I could find out she'd just gotten a piece of dirt on her shoe. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Twisted firestarter
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to tan herself with her regular desk lamp. She won't believe that it wouldn't give her a tan. She's 16 years old. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
Squeakyclean
It's the new thing!
Today, my 14 year-old daughter threw a massive fit over showering. She dislodged the shower curtain rod and threatened to beat us with it if we ever force her to shower again. FML
not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
julia
United States
Sharing is caring
Today, my daughter used my towel. She thought that because it was clean, it would be okay. She’s 27. FML
stinky
Febreze
Today, my mom yelled at me because even though I shower thoroughly twice a day, I still stink. My mom showers once a week, never wears deodorant, and smells like roses. FML
Top comments
nofearjenshere 12
Yes, because the heat from the blow dryer will not make her sweat more.
SkoomaKi 28
Someone needs a lesson on hygiene...
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Comments (111)
iloveweed69 7
Oh hell no tell that bitch to shower D: yucky :(
lavitaebella_fml 0
"YOU BITCH, in the shower."
Ahill31 0
ewww
Pelreskovich 11
You're the one who raised her..
ivalove 1
Ohh myyy lmao
muurph 4
well thats...um awkward.
ImSoEffedUp 10
She needs a stronger anti-presperant AND a lesson in hygien...let her know how IMPORTANT it is...geeezzzzz Wonder what other hygien shortcomings she has....
TheMegaFridge 0
So THAT'S why people from the middle east smell like shit... Fukin pakis
TheFamilyElf 17
I mean.... Really, dude?
mikeymayhem_87 15
Or maybe..... Just maybe...... Lack of clean water might be the issue there in the middle east? I am pretty sure there are other factors too, you racist dick.
shaker87 0
Give her a bath once she falls asleep!
BobbieH 19
YDI, for not instilling proper hygiene in your child. Plus your child should know that a blow dryer will cause more heat, more sweat.
FunSized88 10
Someone didn't do a good teaching...