crazydaughter
Egypt
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
baldspot
Australia
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
noname
France
Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML
curlyisnogood
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Sh*t
Caracas, Venezuela
Today, I was in the shower, when I heard my daughter scream and shout, "Mommy, mommy! Help! Come quick!" I panicked and rushed downstairs without even looking for a towel to cover myself, all so I could find out she'd just gotten a piece of dirt on her shoe. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Twisted firestarter
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to tan herself with her regular desk lamp. She won't believe that it wouldn't give her a tan. She's 16 years old. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
Squeakyclean
It's the new thing!
Today, my 14 year-old daughter threw a massive fit over showering. She dislodged the shower curtain rod and threatened to beat us with it if we ever force her to shower again. FML
not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
julia
United States
Sharing is caring
Today, my daughter used my towel. She thought that because it was clean, it would be okay. She’s 27. FML
stinky
Febreze
Today, my mom yelled at me because even though I shower thoroughly twice a day, I still stink. My mom showers once a week, never wears deodorant, and smells like roses. FML
Top comments
nofearjenshere 12
Yes, because the heat from the blow dryer will not make her sweat more.
SkoomaKi 28
Someone needs a lesson on hygiene...
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Comments (111)
fmluser1292 4
******* discusting
SammyS2012 21
Anyone wonder if maybe she was just sweating and not dirty? Sweat does not equal dirty it some cases, it's natural. And no, deodorant doesn't always work. Maybe she started sweating and wanted to go somewhere? Either way, I don't see why she couldn't just use a towel =/
suil5129 6
She must of learned it from the parents not showering part lol
MissChevious 1
Or she could use deodorant... Or shower lol
zebralover23 14
You raised a smart kid. Good job.
ScubaSteve96 0
Oh cause you know, that's just as good.
BrandaNicole 0
Why would you walk in if you thought she was showering anyway?
araemis 8
Could it have been that she was blowdrying her deodorant so it would dry quicker and she could get dressed faster?
Emokidabbey 0
Uhmm yuck
meray 1
LOL you seem proud to have a dirty daughter