crazydaughter
Egypt
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
baldspot
Australia
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
noname
France
Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML
curlyisnogood
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Sh*t
Caracas, Venezuela
Today, I was in the shower, when I heard my daughter scream and shout, "Mommy, mommy! Help! Come quick!" I panicked and rushed downstairs without even looking for a towel to cover myself, all so I could find out she'd just gotten a piece of dirt on her shoe. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Twisted firestarter
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to tan herself with her regular desk lamp. She won't believe that it wouldn't give her a tan. She's 16 years old. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
Squeakyclean
It's the new thing!
Today, my 14 year-old daughter threw a massive fit over showering. She dislodged the shower curtain rod and threatened to beat us with it if we ever force her to shower again. FML
not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
julia
United States
Sharing is caring
Today, my daughter used my towel. She thought that because it was clean, it would be okay. She’s 27. FML
stinky
Febreze
Today, my mom yelled at me because even though I shower thoroughly twice a day, I still stink. My mom showers once a week, never wears deodorant, and smells like roses. FML
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nofearjenshere 12
Yes, because the heat from the blow dryer will not make her sweat more.
SkoomaKi 28
Someone needs a lesson on hygiene...
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Comments (111)
ICATiger 13
I use a hover! Sucks that sweat up.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
If she's 8 or 9 thats alright. If she's 13 or higher.... Time for major hygiene lessons!
muFilter 19
What if she is 0-7 or 10-12? How can you leave OP in the dark like this? Have you no heart?!
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
>:) Mwahahaha
Saraahx97 0
Tell her a flat iron works better. I can garuntee she'll rather shower after that ;)
BrownSugar10940 2
Unsanitary
Honestly_Lainey 21
The question on my mind is: did you stop her or just watch, walk away, laugh and make a post on some interweb site?
muFilter 19
Knowing the Internet, there's probably already a video tutorial for this "hack". Possibly where OP's daughter got the idea in the first place.
calithebandgeek 0
Wouldn't the heat just make her sweat even more..?
domolovesyoshi 33
a lot of hair dryers have a cold setting
frozenfreeze 5
At least she tried something though. Maybe next time after she realizes blow drying them doesn't work she'll try standing in front of the air conditioner?
WheresPengAt 0
That's nasty but may be she just trying to save water :)
savfd645 7
Eeeewww!!
hornetsbaseball 6
She's trying to save you money on your water bill! You should thank her!