By May - 04/09/2011 04:08 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
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mshoes12346 3

did he name his dick spock too? ;)

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VoiceMail 12

This could be acceptable or unacceptable depending on which series, and which episode.

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josuei4 0

Did you stop the madness???... And finish the job??? :)

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oklahomaguy 0

I like to masturbated to gay ****

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oklahomaguy 0

My penis smells like cottage cheese

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oklahomaguy 0

I think that I have been whackin my penis off to much its starting to do develop a sore, either that or I caught something from banging my neighbor's dog

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midwestdude 0

Your neighbors dog sounds so hot. I wish I could bang it too.

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oklahomaguy 0

I can tell you what kinda dog it is and i can find one near you and bang it, it should feel pretty close to the same

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midwestdude 0

Can you just send me a picture of you humping up on it? That would be better.

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