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"Hey can I get a glass of water" "Sure, can I get you anything else?" (Porn music starts to play)

Couldn't pay the bill, huh?

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Thats kinda creepy if they're just some stranger

Well, hopefully you at least used a condom!

That's awesome. I wish I was the technician!

Welcome to most one night stands.

Not any different than one night stands, except for the alcohol part!

I can imagine that guy back at the depot! "Ey bro, how was your day?" "Uhh… good…"

I'm guessing he'll return with a customer satisfaction survey!

Same thing you get at a club, bar, store or where ever. No difference

Actually the "alcohol part" is the biggest part of a one night stand, you literally just let a stranger get paid to have sex with you lol you should just be an escort since you have no morals

They gotta give that guy a raise I wonder if he messed something else up in hopes for a return lol

She fancied him and it was mutual so what's your problem you sanctimonious judgemental moron?

HowAreYouToday 34

I'm having a hard time trying to figure out why having tour router replaced *and* sex is a bad thing...

Hehehe a "hard" time...

It's an FML because OP found out she is a who...has no self control.

Well, perhaps technicians, (like electricians and plumbers), get paid at an hourly rate, and depending on how long it took it could've made the bill more expensive?

Let your freak flag fly, girl!

Couldn't pay the bill, huh?

Someone Loves Useless Touching

The router wasn't putting out enough signal, so, yeah.

Well... That escalated quickly.

How will she "never fully understand" how they had sex? I mean if she wasn't drunk then she must remember how it happened...

No, she said, "…and for some reason I'll never fully understand…" She didn't understand the reason why it happened. Not how it happened.

Still, I'm with 30 in that I'm not sure what's not to understand. I mean...she was there. They wanted to have sex. They had sex.

30: Mind blowing sex can actually temporarily erase a woman's memory

She probably does not normally sleep with strangers and she does not understand why this time was different

I really fine this FML to be scary though. I really hope op doesn't get STDs but just in case she becomes positive there making Vaginal creams out of bee's venom *ouch lol* for stuff like that it maybe painful but its worth it.

Wtf did I just read ^^

Are you fucked lasy?

I'm still not sure if the OP is complaining or bragging.

"Hey can I get a glass of water" "Sure, can I get you anything else?" (Porn music starts to play)

Haha, that's exactly how I imagined it

I'm thinking "Careless Whisper" by George Michaels used in this scene.

damn im gonna start giving my girlfriend a glass of water and see where it goes lol

She'll prob be like uhhhh....thanks...>.>

here's some water.... why are your clothes still on?

I have a feeling that the technician will start asking for water at every house he visits...

And to think it all started from a glass of plain water. Lol

He's 2013's version of "the milkman." Technician Titty-Pleaser, at your service.

That's some high quality H2O.

Plot twist: It wasn't plain water, it was date rape.

It was definitely the ice cubes... Bringing it to a whole new temperate (; Something had to cool of the heated situation!

Was it water or Vodka? Lol

And that, kids, is the story of how I met your mother...

I guess you could say he was thirsty, in every sense of the word.

You just couldn't wait to have his data packets in you, could you?

He offered an upgraded service plan, she couldn't refuse

Wrong place, see reply above.