FML : Today, a technician from my ISP came to my house to replace my router. He asked for a glass of water, one thing led to another, and for some reason I'll...

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Today, a technician from my ISP came to my house to replace my router. He asked for a glass of water, one thing led to another, and for some reason I'll never fully understand, we ended up having sex. Looks like porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By je_regrette_tout - / Saturday 9 March 2013 18:50 / France - Livry-gargan

Intimacy

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By Cbizzlez | 10

#5398844 - Sunday 10 March 2013 2:27

"Hey can I get a glass of water"
"Sure, can I get you anything else?"
(Porn music starts to play)

By SixthSinEnvy | 39

#5398835 - Sunday 10 March 2013 2:25

Couldn't pay the bill, huh?

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By funnyguy2697 | 6

#5398817 - Sunday 10 March 2013 2:22

Thats kinda creepy if they're just some
stranger

natsaysheyyy | 16

#5398871 - Sunday 10 March 2013 2:35

Well, hopefully you at least used a condom!

OneNightStander | 6

#5398915 - Sunday 10 March 2013 2:51

That's awesome. I wish I was the technician!

joshiepo0 | 18

#5398925 - Sunday 10 March 2013 2:57

Welcome to most one night stands.

tialeanne | 19

#5398939 - Sunday 10 March 2013 3:09

Not any different than one night stands, except for the alcohol part!

gc327072 | 29

#5399060 - Sunday 10 March 2013 5:09

I can imagine that guy back at the depot!

"Ey bro, how was your day?"
"Uhh… good…"

sniken | 14

#5399277 - Sunday 10 March 2013 9:34

I'm guessing he'll return with a customer satisfaction survey!

gman90210 | 18

#5400426 - Monday 11 March 2013 4:10

Same thing you get at a club, bar, store or where ever. No difference

Dontbelikeme | 2

#5400514 - Monday 11 March 2013 5:18

Actually the "alcohol part" is the biggest part of a one night stand, you literally just let a stranger get paid to have sex with you lol you should just be an escort since you have no morals

Mortoli | 30

#5852219 - Saturday 8 February 2014 20:08

They gotta give that guy a raise I wonder if he messed something else up in hopes for a return lol

nemcali | 31

#6724294 - Sunday 18 December 2016 18:47

She fancied him and it was mutual so what's your problem you sanctimonious judgemental moron?

By HowAreYouToday | 34

#5398824 - Sunday 10 March 2013 2:24

I'm having a hard time trying to figure out why having tour router replaced *and* sex is a bad thing...

CareFace | 16

#5398929 - Sunday 10 March 2013 2:59

Hehehe a "hard" time...

ScaughtieHolden | 11

#5408863 - Sunday 17 March 2013 13:33

It's an FML because OP found out she is a who...has no self control.

girI | 20

#6074935 - Saturday 27 September 2014 3:29

Well, perhaps technicians, (like electricians and plumbers), get paid at an hourly rate, and depending on how long it took it could've made the bill more expensive?

By samcro3 | 8

#5398826 - Sunday 10 March 2013 2:24

Let your freak flag fly, girl!

beeferjay | 34

#6384450 - Tuesday 18 August 2015 9:10

ROLFKOPTER

By SixthSinEnvy | 39

#5398835 - Sunday 10 March 2013 2:25

Couldn't pay the bill, huh?

1PersonIsMyWorld | 22

#5398964 - Sunday 10 March 2013 3:31

Someone Loves Useless Touching

gc327072 | 29

#5399057 - Sunday 10 March 2013 5:04

The router wasn't putting out enough signal, so, yeah.

mmaflake | 19

#5399196 - Sunday 10 March 2013 7:49

Right

By SomeRandomGuy15 | 18

#5398836 - Sunday 10 March 2013 2:26

Well... That escalated quickly.

Starcatch77 | 20

#5398907 - Sunday 10 March 2013 2:47

How will she "never fully understand" how they had sex? I mean if she wasn't drunk then she must remember how it happened...

BellaBelle_fml | 23

#5398973 - Sunday 10 March 2013 3:44

No, she said, "…and for some reason I'll never fully understand…" She didn't understand the reason why it happened. Not how it happened.

dontpanic_fml | 32

#5399012 - Sunday 10 March 2013 4:24

Still, I'm with 30 in that I'm not sure what's not to understand. I mean...she was there. They wanted to have sex. They had sex.

NessieMonster188 | 17

#5399153 - Sunday 10 March 2013 6:56

30: Mind blowing sex can actually temporarily erase a woman's memory

mmaflake | 19

#5399269 - Sunday 10 March 2013 9:24

Give

nemcali | 31

#6724297 - Sunday 18 December 2016 18:49

She probably does not normally sleep with strangers and she does not understand why this time was different

By chelsearenaeee | 16

#5398837 - Sunday 10 March 2013 2:26

Slutty much?

pussystank | 18

#5399109 - Sunday 10 March 2013 6:02

I really fine this FML to be scary though. I really hope op doesn't get STDs but just in case she becomes positive there making Vaginal creams out of bee's venom *ouch lol* for stuff like that it maybe painful but its worth it.

evig_fml | 16

#5399128 - Sunday 10 March 2013 6:22

What?

ms_YoungMula | 8

#5399150 - Sunday 10 March 2013 6:52

Wtf did I just read ^^

TheGoldStandard | 6

#5399161 - Sunday 10 March 2013 7:03

Are you fucked lasy?

By SWC_Penguin | 17

#5398842 - Sunday 10 March 2013 2:26

I'm still not sure if the OP is complaining or bragging.

By Cbizzlez | 10

#5398844 - Sunday 10 March 2013 2:27

"Hey can I get a glass of water"
"Sure, can I get you anything else?"
(Porn music starts to play)

iskatepeople | 5

#5398935 - Sunday 10 March 2013 3:06

Haha, that's exactly how I imagined it

lowshadows | 20

#5398940 - Sunday 10 March 2013 3:10

I'm thinking "Careless Whisper" by George Michaels used in this scene.

firefighter925 | 18

#5398997 - Sunday 10 March 2013 4:13

damn im gonna start giving my girlfriend a glass of water and see where it goes lol

RAGE5119 | 9

#5399088 - Sunday 10 March 2013 5:45

She'll prob be like uhhhh....thanks...>.>

420Zombie | 17

#5399152 - Sunday 10 March 2013 6:55

here's some water.... why are your clothes still on?

mr_sarcastic416 | 29

#5399237 - Sunday 10 March 2013 8:46

bow chicka bow wow

SirBreaksalot | 9

#5399240 - Sunday 10 March 2013 8:48

I have a feeling that the technician will start asking for water at every house he visits...

By xiaodoggiie | 5

#5398846 - Sunday 10 March 2013 2:27

And to think it all started from a glass of plain water. Lol

TheNewGuy03 | 26

#5399029 - Sunday 10 March 2013 4:36

He's 2013's version of "the milkman." Technician Titty-Pleaser, at your service.

therealafroninga | 10

#5399121 - Sunday 10 March 2013 6:16

That's some high quality H2O.

notforbirds | 9

#5399122 - Sunday 10 March 2013 6:16

Plot twist: It wasn't plain water, it was date rape.

LeafsGuy92 | 10

#5399227 - Sunday 10 March 2013 8:31

It was definitely the ice cubes... Bringing it to a whole new temperate (;

Something had to cool of the heated situation!

soldier317 | 2

#5400100 - Sunday 10 March 2013 23:38

Was it water or Vodka? Lol

ThatOneDrummer | 8

#5400635 - Monday 11 March 2013 6:37

And that, kids, is the story of how I met your mother...

EssieWinter | 9

#6254545 - Tuesday 7 April 2015 1:33

I guess you could say he was thirsty, in every sense of the word.

By Pleonasm | 31

#5398850 - Sunday 10 March 2013 2:27

You just couldn't wait to have his data packets in you, could you?

Cbizzlez | 10

#5398898 - Sunday 10 March 2013 2:44

He offered an upgraded service plan, she couldn't refuse

therealafroninga | 10

#5399119 - Sunday 10 March 2013 6:14

Wrong place, see reply above.

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