Today, I waited 45 minutes at the Apple Store for my grandpa to very loudly ask why PornHub wasn't loading on his computer. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to the Apple store to try and figure out what's going on with my iPhone. After an hour of speaking to three different geniuses and waiting around, their solution was to "Google it." FML
Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML
Today, in a hardware store, I had to physically restrain my senile grandpa from trying to take a crap in one of the display toilets. FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, I went to the phone store to get a new SIM card. The store manager went on my browser to see if my data was working. Two pages of porn popped up. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, my dad made me figure out how to disable the adult content filters on our internet. He spent what must have been a full 10 minutes on a distracting, long-winded speech about how he doesn't want to look up porn, but "it's just the principle of the damn thing". Sure, dad. Sure. FML
Today, I was assigned to be the one to teach Grandpa how to use his new smartphone. An hour in, and we're still going over volume controls. FML
Today, my dad and I had a yelling match about me "lying", because I was unable to contact iTunes support without a phone number. To prove a point, he went online to find the phone number. It's been an hour and he's still searching for the number. I can't leave the table until he has found it. FML
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Top comments
Bricktothehead 21
Well, it's a legitimate question?
roydashious 11
well that has to be traumatising
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Comments (71)
dirtbikeguy 14
I'd treat it the same as any other question figure out why it won't load.
tiredofwaiting 25
I always get a kick out of the senior citizens.
protoskore 27
many ad blockers block this site
Manic1 13
Just think, someday you will get to embarrass your grandkids like that.
madslurpee 8
Could've avoided that whole situation by not owning shitty apple products
Miss_Whipped 43
Every operating system has its issues. For all you know, the grandfather had issues with WiFi at home, which is universal no matter if you're on Windows, OS X, iOS, Android OS, etc. Don't talk out of your ass.
freddygasman 18
well, now you know grandpa still likes to get his groove on. on the bright side, you know to call before stopping bye. the fml could havebeen much worse if it had loaded and you speed in for a visit.
jdaly 4
Hey at least he's using this new fangled technology to his benefit
CJMaster 4
Lol
tralulilulalala 20
I think your grandpa is really cool, even though that question was a bit embarrassing