Today, I waited 45 minutes at the Apple Store for my grandpa to very loudly ask why PornHub wasn't loading on his computer. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to the Apple store to try and figure out what's going on with my iPhone. After an hour of speaking to three different geniuses and waiting around, their solution was to "Google it." FML
Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML
Today, in a hardware store, I had to physically restrain my senile grandpa from trying to take a crap in one of the display toilets. FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, I went to the phone store to get a new SIM card. The store manager went on my browser to see if my data was working. Two pages of porn popped up. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, my dad made me figure out how to disable the adult content filters on our internet. He spent what must have been a full 10 minutes on a distracting, long-winded speech about how he doesn't want to look up porn, but "it's just the principle of the damn thing". Sure, dad. Sure. FML
Today, I was assigned to be the one to teach Grandpa how to use his new smartphone. An hour in, and we're still going over volume controls. FML
Today, my dad and I had a yelling match about me "lying", because I was unable to contact iTunes support without a phone number. To prove a point, he went online to find the phone number. It's been an hour and he's still searching for the number. I can't leave the table until he has found it. FML
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Bricktothehead 21
Well, it's a legitimate question?
roydashious 11
well that has to be traumatising
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Comments (71)
tehdarkness 21
Poor guy. Hope they got him up and running!
cameron6731 13
At least it isn't any creepy **** like 18andabused
Jdlove2 20
Creepy? Nahh....
TheKingOfHearts 19
@13 how would you know that is creepy?
AkBunny907 18
hahahaha to akward, what did you do in life to deserve that OP?
logicnazi 18
Not ask his gpa before taking him in
CommentKing207 23
Your grandpa is a savage! On another point, sorry for the scarring your grandpa put on you.
raesos91 26
There's an app for that. (....is there?)
QuaDECH 13
I couldn't find a PornHub app on the Play Store but maybe the Apple App Store has it.
Mudhound123 6
Google Play has a limit on what apps can and can not be on there. Nothing that is showing nudity or anything of the sort. The worst thing you can find is wallpapers of ladies in bikinis.
logicnazi 18
Idk if pronhub specifically. But a lot of websites in general make "apps" that are actually just website shortcuts that you can download to your phone screen. It just brings you to a mobile website but feels and functions more like an app than a traditional website or mobile website does. tl;dr : maybe
nicolefrangipane 14
well did they tell him why PornHub wasn't loading on his computer?
Gaernem 17
I had no idea Apple provided internet service. Thanks for the info grandpa!
FalloutScrolls 25
Your grandfather is a hero.
goofballjones 6
Look here grandchild, grandma doesn't move like she used to. Grandpa still needs fun time
bdsmslave 18
"Have you tried switching it off and then on again?"