Today, I waited 45 minutes at the Apple Store for my grandpa to very loudly ask why PornHub wasn't loading on his computer. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I went to the Apple store to try and figure out what's going on with my iPhone. After an hour of speaking to three different geniuses and waiting around, their solution was to "Google it." FML
Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML
Today, in a hardware store, I had to physically restrain my senile grandpa from trying to take a crap in one of the display toilets. FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, I went to the phone store to get a new SIM card. The store manager went on my browser to see if my data was working. Two pages of porn popped up. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, my dad made me figure out how to disable the adult content filters on our internet. He spent what must have been a full 10 minutes on a distracting, long-winded speech about how he doesn't want to look up porn, but "it's just the principle of the damn thing". Sure, dad. Sure. FML
Today, I was assigned to be the one to teach Grandpa how to use his new smartphone. An hour in, and we're still going over volume controls. FML
Today, my dad and I had a yelling match about me "lying", because I was unable to contact iTunes support without a phone number. To prove a point, he went online to find the phone number. It's been an hour and he's still searching for the number. I can't leave the table until he has found it. FML
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Top comments
Bricktothehead 21
Well, it's a legitimate question?
roydashious 11
well that has to be traumatising
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Comments (71)
kiki1705 20
Yea, I would be embarrassed too for owning a MAC.
Texas125 12
Epic comeback!
logicnazi 18
I some how feel watching **** would be more gratifying on a make display than a PC display, as I would feel with most entertainment/videos.
goaliestud30 23
Very important question
Jdlove2 20
Hahaha I read this in moderation, best FML ever.
PhinIt2WinIt 24
well I guess he thought they had a genius there to help him ?
Arcanel 18
I swear the older people are the less of a damn they give. Was with my grandmother in the supermarket not even a week ago and she rips one so loud there was a moment I thought hell itself was opening. Of course people looked at me like I was the one who did it and she looks at me and starts freaking dying of laughter. Gotta love em the old embarrasing farts, pun intended.
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Was it cuz you were hogging up the bandwidth with My Little Pony ****?
validatethis 12
Maybe he should upgrade his data plan.
pokysmalls 14
Haha that is classic!!
1dvs_bstd 41
Did the 'geniuses' have to perform the toran ra?
PunMasterEsquire 1
hopefully soon to be ex grandfather
staffsgtkiba 5
your a ******* joke why would you say something like that i dont care how embarrassing it is