Today, what was supposed to be a confession of feelings and a 'one night stand, never talk about this again' with my best friend of 13 years turned out to be a positive pregnancy test from her. My wife is not gonna be happy. FML
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Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML
Today, after ranting to my best friend about how all our friends are having kids and how teenage pregnancy will ruin their lives, she announced to me that she's pregnant. FML
Today, my wife told me she’s pregnant and we went through the whole range of emotions together, surprise, happiness, tears, anger, acceptance, you name it. An hour later she said she wanted to save the pregnancy test for memories. Guess she forgot her glasses, it very clearly says NOT pregnant. FML
Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
Today, my pregnant wife has been crying for hours after she found out that I’d slept with the woman who does her ultrasounds. That woman happened to have been my prom date nearly 20 years ago and I had no idea she moved back in town, let alone worked for our doctor. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML
Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML
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Top comments
Hangryko 31
I hope your wife divorces you and your friend sues for child support.
Bogrbon 27
That’s what happens sometimes when you have unprotected sex and betray your spouse.
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Comments (15)
cacheson 41
Shoulda used protection.
Hangryko 31
I hope your wife divorces you and your friend sues for child support.
Brandon_2021434794 3
agreed. cheating isn't justifiable no matter the circumstances
2deployments1divorce 11
You skipped that week of health class huh
WintressSoldier37 27
Stuff happens I’m sorry
JasonThorn 21
I was somewhat sympathetic until the last sentence, then it was all YDI.
RichardPencil 30
Why is your wife going to find out? Your friend should just say she got knocked up by some random dude. What kind of friend won't cover for you?
Bogrbon 27
That’s what happens sometimes when you have unprotected sex and betray your spouse.
wiisushebe 14
How was that even worth it
Glitterbaby2613 20
should we even NEED to say anything?
munchkin77 13
Your own fault, douchebag - you shouldn't have cheated in the first place...
And1 12
Serves you right, you sleazebag.