Miscellaneous: Today, I've been living in Kenya in a nasty apartment for so...

By kenyaliving - 13/02/2013 22:04 - Kenya

Today, I've been living in Kenya in a nasty apartment for so long that when I looked down into my drink and saw a dead fly, I just picked it out and continued drinking. FML

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By F.L.Stubbs - 05/08/2023 00:00 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I was drinking coffee at work, while being surrounded by a lot of flies in the area I was working. Later, in the evening, I found a fly under my bottom denture plate. It'd been there for about 12 hours. FML

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By Human fly - 21/04/2013 06:20 - Canada - Maple Ridge

Today, I put up one of those hanging fly catchers in my room due to the unsettling amount of flies in the house. I remarked how stupid flies were to land on them. Within an hour, I got up and walked straight into it. FML

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By jess - 07/03/2010 14:08 - South Africa

Today, I had a sip of my coffee and felt a lump of some kind enter my mouth. I thought it was a bit of biscuit, and then remembered I didn't have biscuits this morning with my coffee. I took it out of my mouth and it was a huge black fly. I then spat the rest of my coffee all over my laptop. FML

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By Shinobi_3 - 26/02/2010 17:43 - United States

Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2021 00:30

Today, I was drinking lemon juice through a straw. After finishing half of the drink, I noticed there was a cockroach in my straw. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 14:31 - Denmark

Today, at a party, a fly flew into my mouth. I spat it out, and in an effort to wash my mouth out, I grabbed the can of coke that was on the table next to me. Apparently people had been spitting in there and using it as an ashtray. FML

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By hantavirus - 26/08/2009 08:44 - United States

Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead-mouse water for the past week. FML

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By pukeytimes - 10/04/2015 23:03 - Australia - Leichhardt

Today, I decided to do a good bit of spring cleaning. When my apartment was finally spotless I went to lie down. I woke up later to find my drunk flatmate passed out in a puddle of her own puke on the living room's carpet. FML

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By Disgusted - 04/02/2011 02:14 - United States

Today, I learned that my house's fly infestation is worse than I thought. I now have maggots crawling and dropping from my ceiling. I have to sleep under them. FML

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By unemployed - 11/07/2016 19:09 - United States - Modesto

Today, I walked out the back door of my place of employment and looked down to see a huge cockroach. This is quite a normal occurrence, so I thought nothing of it until I realized it was struggling to drag the corpse of one of its friends into the building. FML

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Thursday 14 February 2013 8:00

And not a shit was given that day

Lucia_Malpense 14

Thursday 14 February 2013 8:00

At least you haven't gotten to the point where you drink it fly and all.

Comments

ladytigerhunts 20

Thursday 14 February 2013 23:21

It's good that you don't scream and pour the water away, since you're living in Kenya.

ChazzyWazzy1998 10

Thursday 14 February 2013 23:43

Well it beats a hut and muddy lake water. You should think yourself lucky OP! (second part was sarcasm)

cuddly_scorpion 4

Thursday 14 February 2013 23:43

I wouldv'e drank it anyway, who cares if there's a fly in it

tydude64 12

Friday 15 February 2013 0:23

lel

Yolandababy2 14

Friday 15 February 2013 2:03

That's gross

HeartOfLead 24

Friday 15 February 2013 5:14

If I sponsor you, do I get pictures of your progress and possibly a certificate?

Skoozysoop 6

Friday 15 February 2013 6:07

You could just be Irish

Sangel199 8

Friday 15 February 2013 8:59

that's gross. where you live is no excuse. my bf is 22 and Kenyan he lived there for 18 years. they find a bug and they dump it out. I know that for a fact