Keegan O
Ouch
Today, I was cleaning out the crawlspace and set a mousetrap off with my testicles. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Trapped
Australia
Jerry wins again
Today, I failed a basic intelligence test when the mouse trap I was setting up snapped on my thumb. Later, when I checked the trap I saw that the mouse had managed to lick all the bait off the trap without being caught, I have a sore thumb and was outsmarted by a rodent. FML
Ow
Swanscombe, United Kingdom
Today, my little sister decided to move one of the mouse traps I set for our current mouse problem onto my desk chair. Apparently when a mouse is caught in a mousetrap it's cruel, but when it snaps on my balls, that's hilarious. FML
mike
United States
Spooky
Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML
Anonymous
United States
Pest control
Today, I went to empty a mousetrap, only to discover that SOMETHING had eaten the dead mouse's brain and eyeballs. I reset the trap, only to find a half-dead mouse struggling to get out an hour later. My office is like its own tiny little horror movie. FML
_Oblivion_
United States
Today, I fractured my finger setting up a rat trap. FML
AquaKelly
Newark, United States
Today, I set a trap to catch a mouse that ran across my foot. Not only did the trap shut on my finger twice, but I watched the mouse run over the trap without it snapping shut. I guess I have a new roommate. FML
Blue Nut Records
Delémont, Switzerland
Nutshot
Today, I managed to squeeze a testicle between my thigh and a drawer while doing the dishes. From the floor, writhing in pain, I watched my wife laughing hysterically while our two year-old ran up to jump on me. FML
Jaden Dubin
Animal Farm
Today, I found a mouse stuck in a glue trap at work. I had to take it home to get it off with oil, and then I released it outside. Twenty minutes later, the cat returned it to me, dead. After that, the dogs dug it up where I buried it. Sorry, mouse. FML
sting
Winds of change
Today, I stepped on a glue trap for scorpions. Bare foot. There was a scorpion already caught on it. It wasn't dead. FML
Ewwwwww
United States
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Top comments
mamak111 10
How? Were you naked? If so why?
RichardPencil 32
Was the trap baited with Fumunda cheese?
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Comments (4)
cuz803 46
That must have taken a lot of balls to do that, sir!
RichardPencil 32
Was the trap baited with Fumunda cheese?
mamak111 10
How? Were you naked? If so why?
Michael Sawyer 11
crawl spaces are called this because you usually have to CRAWL/Slide along the ground to move no room to stand, meaning his scrotum was most likely only inches from the ground.
DrSamba1 8
Cleaning out a crawlspace is never a good thing to do naked.