By kenyaliving - 13/02/2013 22:04 - Kenya

Today, I've been living in Kenya in a nasty apartment for so long that when I looked down into my drink and saw a dead fly, I just picked it out and continued drinking. FML
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Grootensliven 10

And not a shit was given that day

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Lucia_Malpense 14

At least you haven't gotten to the point where you drink it fly and all.

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GripItRight 10

I bet its naturally cleaner there than many places on a microscopic level.

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onorexveritas 23

yeah, I think its time to move

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ICastillo 24

^^ And with that another funny phrase was overused and made not funny.

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Pwuj 6

No matter how you try and word it,. That statement has been said already,. Try and come up with sumthn' new.,

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buckdharma 36

That was the fly that just od'd on elephant shit. Kenya just not do that op?

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dmoran20 27

For only a dollar a day....

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BunchieRules 31

Call the number on your screen right now to provide the necessary food and care--IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL!

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PenguinBitch 43

Let me guess, you do the same for your meals but instead of flies it's roaches.

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HouseElf 13

I don't understand your logic. Flies like food too.

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trellz17 19

I wonder what it's like to live in foreign places like that.

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trellz17 19

Not all places are bad or uncomfortable to live in.

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Sangel199 8

its not even like that. it has nothing to do with where he lives. my bf and his family are Kenyan and moved to the US 4 yrs ago. I was at their house and a bug.landed in my drink. his ssister immediately grabbed it and dumped it out. it was his choice. not where he lived

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Harshdfml 14

Bear Grylls, is that you..?!

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Sputnikspak 13

He'd have swallowed it in a drink. But only if the drink was piss.

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shutupAnderson 7

Hey at least you're not going to be a wacky germophobe once you leave! On the downside I hope you don't let yourself go.

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Geneside 8

Dude what you on about. I bought a beer stil sealed with a roach in it. Or canned food with a rat in it. Grow a pair pussy. This is africa!

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dmoran20 27

Yes because growing a pair obviously means we can just lie about our life experiences Or maybe we earn the power of utter bullshit....

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