I missed the part where it's funny in real life, too.

I don't know, I kinda thought the part when OP got slapped was pretty funny.

It was funny up until the bitch slipped him. Maybe, you have to fix your sense of humor.

Don't say it if you can't handle the repercussions.

My friend likes saying this phrase to everyone.

The bitch didn't think it was funny until she slapped him in the face. See it's all about perspective.

What a bitch move.

karma is a bitch

Bitched love slapping

Assholes gotta sleep. Bitches gotta slap

Next time try "hey slut what's up"

bitch loved to slap him in bitchy way

You just didn't use it towards the right person that would joke back with you

Inappropriate to use anyway. OP had it coming no matter what situation, except for trying to cheer up his politically incorrect Grandpa that's dying of obesity or something

You believed it to be a smart idea to say that to someone you thought was a "bitch"?

I agree. It was funny until the "bitch" bitch-slapped you. Then it was HILARIOUS!!!

Bitch please. What were you thinking??

YDI

There a button for that.

I refuse to count this as fail for Pikachu; this is your fail, dude! =.=

^ We know. =]

Not really sure why you'd use that unless you were joking...

Why would you even..?

Should've just told her he was your nephew.

One FML off. Jump down one.

You don't understand how witty and cunning this is. Both FMLs were written by the same person. The aunt said "Bitch please, he's my nephew" and got slapped by the 14 year old girl. FMLception!

Holy shit you just had like a 5 FML reference in one, my mind is blown.