By staticman101 - 04/10/2012 03:14 - United States - Allendale

Today, I used the phrase "bitch please" in real life. It was funny until the "bitch" bitch-slapped me in the face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 466
You deserved it 34 054

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I agree. It was funny until the "bitch" bitch-slapped you. Then it was HILARIOUS!!!

Comments

krysstar 5

You just didn't use it towards the right person that would joke back with you

mowmowlife 21

Inappropriate to use anyway. OP had it coming no matter what situation, except for trying to cheer up his politically incorrect Grandpa that's dying of obesity or something

nothing92x 13

You believed it to be a smart idea to say that to someone you thought was a "bitch"?

I agree. It was funny until the "bitch" bitch-slapped you. Then it was HILARIOUS!!!

Not really sure why you'd use that unless you were joking...

mielauh 0

Should've just told her he was your nephew.

nothing92x 13

You don't understand how witty and cunning this is. Both FMLs were written by the same person. The aunt said "Bitch please, he's my nephew" and got slapped by the 14 year old girl. FMLception!

Holy shit you just had like a 5 FML reference in one, my mind is blown.

You should choose your words carefully with that "bitch".