By staticman101 - 04/10/2012 03:14 - United States - Allendale

Today, I used the phrase "bitch please" in real life. It was funny until the "bitch" bitch-slapped me in the face. FML
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gracehi 31

I agree. It was funny until the "bitch" bitch-slapped you. Then it was HILARIOUS!!!

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alexNEX 7

It would have been better if after you said bitch please, she said "what did the five fingers say to the face"? Oh then fun of lame humor.

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zen1979 16

Got your back, jack. Bitches be crazy.

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MissRoxiie 12

Well you got what you deserved, what did you expect?

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mikeofthunder 13

A bird who chases cats? This is a real appropriate subject for you, ey? ;)

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benmec 18

Did you say, "thank you bitch may I have another?"

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N_Jaay 6

You should have countered with a round-house kick to the head!

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imaginger1 4

Sorry, but you kinda deserved that, Op. even if it was a joke.

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LuckyLynx7732 5

I realize the word bitch is used as slang alot, but it does actually have a meaning. Not everyone see it as acceptable.

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